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    As long as they dont know what it is cod.
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    Originally posted by bigboab@30 October 2003 - 00:06
    That is the last time I am going out of the lounge. There is fighting talk out there.
    I was even offered a bottle of Buckfast.
    Half a bottle mate.

    That's probably how the fighting started.

    Someone offered you the old buck.

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    Originally posted by bigboab@30 October 2003 - 00:07
    As long as they dont know what it is cod.
    Watch yourself.

    Lamsey is a vegetarian agnostic. So he doesn't believe in Cod.

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    I dont know who it was JP. He had a funny cloth cap, a scarf that stuck out to the side, windswept like and a great huge moustache. You would think that with remembrance day approaching these people would be out selling poppies.

    Enough of this. I have stopped searching for a straight man(For about an hour). Instead I shall go and watch Mr Norton.
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    Originally posted by bigboab@30 October 2003 - 00:13
    I dont know who it was JP. He had a funny cloth cap, a scarf that stuck out to the side, windswept like and a great huge moustache. You would think that with remembrance day approaching these people would be out selling poppies.

    Enough of this. I have stopped searching for a straight man(For about an hour). Instead I shall go and watch Mr Norton.
    Does Mrs Bigboad know you have stopped searching for a straight man and have settled on Graham Norton.

    Are you perhaps a modern Diogenes, searching not for an honest man but .... oh never mind. How many would follow the rest anyway.

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    Originally posted by JPaul@29 October 2003 - 23:17
    1. Does Mrs Bigboad know you have stopped searching for a straight man and have settled on Graham Norton.

    2. Are you perhaps a modern Diogenes,
    1. She is watching it completely unawares of my intentions.

    2. If such is the case, the earlier offer of a bottle of Buck may have been a prophetic gesture.
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    We may have to desist from this JP. I can imagine a few keyboards getting clogged up with dandruff.

    Edit. Anyway methinks there is a battle call far. B)
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    A cigar on offer for a pun or one liner that have not heard before. My honesty will not be brought into question.
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    Originally posted by bigboab@30 October 2003 - 00:28
    I can imagine a few keyboards getting clogged up with dandruff.    

    Certainly adthomp seems to type using his head.

    I suppose that leaves both hands free and he can look at the screen at the same time.

    Though it does require a bit of engorgement before he can get the necessary degree of control.

    On the other hand a few of the keys are getting a bit sticky.

    What's brown and sticky ....






















    a stick

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    She opened the door in her nightdress.

    Funny, I thought, you don't often see nightdresses with a door.

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