Cigar for that one JP never heard of it.
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Cigar for that one JP never heard of it.
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
My girlfriends a redhead, no hair, just a red head.
My parents were wonderful, always there with a ready compromise. My sister wanted a cat for a pet I wanted a dog, so they bought a cat and taught it to bark.
I went to the butchers to buy a leg of lamb. "Is it Scotch?", I asked. "Why?" the butcher said in reply. Are you going to talk to it or eat it?". "In that case, have you got any wild duck?". "No", he responded, "but I've got one I could aggravate for you".
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Remember one of the greatest comedians of all time was Red Buttons. But he was off the cuff.
Edit Thats the first time I've heard that. no bad.
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
I rang the bell of this small bed-and breakfast place, whereupon a lady appeared at an outside window. "What do you want?", she asked. "I want to stay here", I replied. "Well, stay there then", she said and closed the window.
I was in London the other day and this man came up to me and asked me if I knew the Battersea dog's home. I said that I didn't know it had been away.
I don't swim. I can swim. I just don't have much cause to do so in the normal run of things.
This chap started talking to me about this and that - about which I know very little.
My father was from Aberdeen, and a more generous man you couldn't wish to meet. I have a gold watch that belonged to him. He sold it to me on his deathbed. I wrote him a cheque for it, post dated of course.
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