Stick with the ciggies for the moment. As from now no reply no cigar.![]()
Stick with the ciggies for the moment. As from now no reply no cigar.![]()
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
I had a tragic childhood. My parents never understood me. They were Japanese.
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
Get some matches. You might need them further down the line.![]()
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
I made a stupid mistake last week. Come to think of it, did you ever hear of someone making a clever mistake?
I met this cowboy with a brown paper hat, paper waistcoat and paper trousers. He was wanted for rustling.
The boat was so old; it must have been launched when Long John Silver had two legs and an egg on his shoulder.
It was a pretty posh place. They were so used to fur coats that two bears strolled in and ordered lunch and nobody even noticed.
I drew a gun. He drew a gun. I drew another gun. Soon we were surrounded by lovely drawings of guns.
There's a new slimming course just out where they remove all your bones. Not only do you weigh less, but you also look so much more relaxed.
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