Best times with prostitutes

**Hombre** · 05-18-2010, 09:47 PM

i know i wont have many replies to topic, becoz most are kids, geeks or nerds round here.

Question is: what was the best and most pleasant times you had with prostitutes?

mine was around 2 years ago, I went to brothel that has rooms on top floors with 2 friends, and we banged 3 hoes all kinds possible, and switching, while watching football match on tv and drinking whisky. In the end I finished myself on the face of my hoe and she was angry becoz i let some of my jam go to her hair, hahahaha

That was really funny, and man her pussy was juicy.

dont be shy, tell me urs best times with hoes.

**darkstate01** · 05-19-2010, 12:57 AM

I aint no geek/nerd or a kid and noway would i pay for sex
, even though technically If you are married you pay for it the rest of your dog damn life, Its just the thought of giving money to some chick who's had more helmet than a helmet factory.
Yeah we all know its the oldest profession blah blah, but if you are going for that kinda chick then things are bad, real bad.
H.I.V will be knocking at your day soon whether you condomed up or not, especially if you are tasting her clam, It being juicy an all, Just Imagine, some fat hairy backed,fat necked,saggy sacked,cheesey cocked,greasy butt cracked, truck driver has just been 1 hour before you was down chewing on her bat wings.
Then you came on here 2 years later to bragg about it .
Rather you than me.
Been to the clap clinic recently? Cos you never know.

**kallieb** · 05-19-2010, 06:49 AM

So only 'real men (meaning one who is not a kid - geek - nerd) go to prostitutes??

You have no idea how far aside you push yourself away from the definition of a 'man' when you post crap like this.

**Artemis** · 05-19-2010, 07:39 AM

You know kallie, when hombre the ersatz teuton isn't plagiarising other forums to post content here without even the barest of acknowledgements, he seems to be perusing the forum in Penthouse magazine for inane sexual exploits to post without acknowledging the original author either.

**megabyteme** · 05-19-2010, 07:44 AM

Does anyone actually believe Hombre has ever had sex while anyone else was in the room? Or for that much, a thought?

I can only hope someone, somewhere will have a comeback for him to copy & Paste...

**brotherdoobie** · 05-19-2010, 08:15 AM

Originally Posted by Hombre

dont be shy, tell me urs best times with hoes.

I had first choice that day...I was kinda fond of the one on the far right. She had a big smile and a devil-may-care attitude. Plus, I assumed she kept everything neatly trimmed.

Meow.

-doobs

**megabyteme** · 05-19-2010, 08:28 AM

I kinda like it when you talk "dirty", doobs.

**Quarterquack** · 05-19-2010, 08:33 AM

Originally Posted by Hombre

i know i wont have many replies to topic, becoz most are kids, geeks or nerds round here.

You paid for sex, your mastery of the English language is akin to that of a preschooler*, and you can still hold your head up high? I'd quickly find out what's wrong with me if I were you.

*Slap to the first person that asks me to speak foreign languages fluently, I speak 4 languages, going on to my 5th soon enough.