Awake for 72 hours.

[Skweeky]

He is well - out of his newborn clothes already...

He's gained another 3 ounces since he was born and he's still constantly asking for food. I've got my work cut out keeping up with him.

[megabyteme]

Our kids are officially double where they started. Our latest victory was to eliminate one of the overnight feedings. Life. Is. Gooood. Nobody ever told me what it is like to feed every 4 hours for 3+ months straight. Good gawd!

[megabyteme]

If'n I was prolific, you'd be yapping about me never shutting the fuck up.

Now I'm sparse, you're blubbing about that too.

Dry your eyes and change some nappies.

I come here to see the Dancin' Monkey- now dance, Mr. Artist! As soon as I get done changing a couple of diapers.

[chalice]

If'n I was prolific, you'd be yapping about me never shutting the fuck up.

Now I'm sparse, you're blubbing about that too.

Dry your eyes and change some nappies.

I come here to see the Dancin' Monkey- now dance, Mr. Artist! As soon as I get done changing a couple of diapers.

No, I think you'll find, in the final analysis, that you come here to avoid the cataclysmic reality of your real life whilst malingering on with an elusive back injury and an internets addiction and I think that you'll also find that changing shitty nappies is just about the most easy thing you can do as a father (or husband, for that matter).

If you've come here to see me dance for you, then I'll more than happily funky chicken you all over the place, Leroy.

[megabyteme]

Ah, that's the chalice I missed.

[Skweeky]

Talking about changing nappies; earlier on I was changing nappy number 7 of the day so far. The minute I had the nappy off the boy and had wiped his bum he decided that was the moment to do a pee followed by a projectile poo

The husband nearly puked right there and then

[l33tpirata13]

i bet you got picked on alot in grade school, HS, and CC. Probably still do in real life. thats why you feel a need to cling to stronger individuals, in comparison to yourself that is. i hate kiss-asses like you, theyre no good for anything. not even an opinion, cuz they do so while GRIPPING YOUR BALLS.

Have you noticed that all of your posts are in someway supporting someone elses opinion? You're a FAN. AT BEST!!!!!

I bet this guy thinks he's cool too.

Is that the best you can do? Really. A guy who claims to have lost "boys", and battled drug addictions. Yeah, yer hard, little pirate. You. Are. Hard.

The only thing anyone believes is that you woke up with a cock in your mouth. We just don't know how many times...

You come here and try to hang, but you have not once come out ahead on any exchange with anyone. Feel free to repost yer zingers. Maybe I missed 'em.

Let's clear this up... you are a wanna-be street kid, a wanna-be lounger, and a wanna-be (l33t)pirate.

Either bring some real game, or stfo...

have this clear the only bitch here is you. unlike you i dont post to lick someone's balls. i know what i know from experience because i actually live a life. like not in the woods somewhere, probably milking goats.

battled drug addictions? are you fucking stupid or just fucking numb? Let me guess you voted for Bush huh? i never battled any drug addiction you fucking lame ass wannabe bitch. unlike you i grew out of trying to be cool. did i lose boys, yeah, i have. unlike you i have real life friends, lowlife. youre life is really ordinary if all you have to do is post here and think youre someone.

ive never had a gay thought im my mind but you obviously like that image of a cock im my mouth so, go ahead suit your fantasies you sick fuck. youre no one to me so i really dont give a shit.

and for the record i dont keep tabs like a little school girl about whether i come out of an arguement on top. but i will say this, as soon as i called you out for jocking albo the one fight kid you changed your sig. NOW YOUR JOCKING IN THE FUTURE!!!!!. Seriously guy, GET HIS DICK OUT YOUR MOUTH!!!!!! HE'S PROBABLY NOT FIGHTING ANYMORE. but since you never done anything in real life you cling. Fucking idiot.

[Quarterquack]

I also wonder if staying up for 6 days straight can technically be classified as a win.

Especially when you wrote tak.

Oh let it go you senile fool (READ: Cunt). I was going to buy you a beer in celebration, but this eliminated you. I'm now debating whether to give it to MBM or l33t. Depends on who wins their highly intellectual debate.

P.S. Just to clear it up, I hit "L" three times and my keyboard wouldn't bringing it up. Of course, I'm not sure if I was actually pressing "L".

[chalice]

Is that the best you can do? Really. A guy who claims to have lost "boys", and battled drug addictions. Yeah, yer hard, little pirate. You. Are. Hard.

The only thing anyone believes is that you woke up with a cock in your mouth. We just don't know how many times...

You come here and try to hang, but you have not once come out ahead on any exchange with anyone. Feel free to repost yer zingers. Maybe I missed 'em.

Let's clear this up... you are a wanna-be street kid, a wanna-be lounger, and a wanna-be (l33t)pirate.

Either bring some real game, or stfo...

have this clear the only bitch here is you. unlike you i dont post to lick someone's balls. i know what i know from experience because i actually live a life. like not in the woods somewhere, probably milking goats.

battled drug addictions? are you fucking stupid or just fucking numb? Let me guess you voted for Bush huh? i never battled any drug addiction you fucking lame ass wannabe bitch. unlike you i grew out of trying to be cool. did i lose boys, yeah, i have. unlike you i have real life friends, lowlife. youre life is really ordinary if all you have to do is post here and think youre someone.

ive never had a gay thought im my mind but you obviously like that image of a cock im my mouth so, go ahead suit your fantasies you sick fuck. youre no one to me so i really dont give a shit.

and for the record i dont keep tabs like a little school girl about whether i come out of an arguement on top. but i will say this, as soon as i called you out for jocking albo the one fight kid you changed your sig. NOW YOUR JOCKING IN THE FUTURE!!!!!. Seriously guy, GET HIS DICK OUT YOUR MOUTH!!!!!! HE'S PROBABLY NOT FIGHTING ANYMORE. but since you never done anything in real life you cling. Fucking idiot.

Loving the exclamation marks. I can really see what you're feeling.

The rest of your post was wank, but the exclamation marks really moved me.

[l33tpirata13]

have this clear the only bitch here is you. unlike you i dont post to lick someone's balls. i know what i know from experience because i actually live a life. like not in the woods somewhere, probably milking goats.

battled drug addictions? are you fucking stupid or just fucking numb? Let me guess you voted for Bush huh? i never battled any drug addiction you fucking lame ass wannabe bitch. unlike you i grew out of trying to be cool. did i lose boys, yeah, i have. unlike you i have real life friends, lowlife. youre life is really ordinary if all you have to do is post here and think youre someone.

ive never had a gay thought im my mind but you obviously like that image of a cock im my mouth so, go ahead suit your fantasies you sick fuck. youre no one to me so i really dont give a shit.

and for the record i dont keep tabs like a little school girl about whether i come out of an arguement on top. but i will say this, as soon as i called you out for jocking albo the one fight kid you changed your sig. NOW YOUR JOCKING IN THE FUTURE!!!!!. Seriously guy, GET HIS DICK OUT YOUR MOUTH!!!!!! HE'S PROBABLY NOT FIGHTING ANYMORE. but since you never done anything in real life you cling. Fucking idiot.

Loving the exclamation marks. I can really see what you're feeling.

The rest of your post was wank, but the exclamation marks really moved me.

comin in to protect ur bitch, i understand.