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    Maybe PTM would be a better choice for those that are looking for a ratioless 0day tracker with no luck. Is it just a epeen thing or do the sites differ in content?
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    A man walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his fly. The bartender says, “Hey,did you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of your fly?” The man replies, “Yes,it’s driving me nuts!”

    Respect my lack of authority.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    A man walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his fly. The bartender says, “Hey,did you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of your fly?” The man replies, “Yes,it’s driving me nuts!”

    Choose:
    Option 1:Cry
    Option 2:Cry
    Option 3:Cry
    Option 4:All the above

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    Quote Originally Posted by AbyBeats View Post
    Choose:
    Option 1:Cry
    Option 2:Cry
    Option 3:Cry
    Option 4:All the above
    Can I ask someone from the audience or make a phone call?
    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."

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    Guy goes to the doctor and says "Doc, I've got a problem! One day I feel like I'm a teepee, the next day I fee like I'm a wigwam. Teepee! Wigwam! Teepee! Wigwam!"
    Doctor says, "Relax! You're two tents!"

    /me waits for applause...
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    "When you're telling these little stories, here's a good idea. Have a point, it makes is so much more interesting for the listener".
    From Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)
    _________

    Just kidding, although, you did just remind me to go back and have a few good laughs with that movie.
    Ellipses go here.

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    Just because I have the quote doesn't mean I have to live up to it.

    I put PT&A among a select few comedies that must be watched from time to time. Also making that list:

    The Jerk
    Dirty, Rotten Scoundrels
    Princess Bride
    Cabin Boy
    Blazing Saddles
    Raising Arizona
    UHF
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    megabyteme - I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
    In the morning, cooking bacon. In the ghetto, with the bullet-proof apron!

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    Do you always begin conversations this way?
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    LOL!! I think I may need to watch it again.. haahah. Great flick that is. You'd think by now some chum n00b producer would of tried to make a sequel by now. Thank god they never did, that one has to be left as is.

    As you wish...

    :-D
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