I'm not making this up.
Bruce Willis just confirmed that he has signed on for another Die Hard movie which considering Willis" advancing years will be called Die Hard of Hearing.
OK I made up the hard of hearing part but the rest is true.
Respect my lack of authority.
I heard it was going to be called Dye Harder, and Harder...
Apparently, there is a group of geriatric German thugs (related to none other than Hans Gruber) who have locked down the Eastern wing of a retirement home with the despicable plan to hoard the Christmas meal (consisting of creamed corn, mashed potatoes, and a spam-like boneless turkey). John McLain is on the "outs" with his wife, but his great-grand children have come to visit. Can John save Christmas, yet one more time, or will he simply Die Hard?
omg! this thread is too much for me! I don't know how I got bored enough to read 9 pages! I don't even understand most of the posts...and I have an SAT test in 3 hours...offffffffffffffffff
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