Oi chavis

[Skweeky]

Stenaline is doing a deal where you can go to Belfast for the day for £50 quid.
Is it safe to come over or is I going to get blown up by bombs?

[Chalice's Dad]

I'm dreadfully sorry to report that my son, chavis was today horrifically disfigured in a Guinness related incident which left many hospitalised and many more in shock.

We can only hope that this period of unrest settles quickly and we can all get back to the bar before last orders.

[chalice]

And that's how you do satire, kids.

[brotherdoobie]

Dear Chalice's Dad,

Well, at least the boy can live on the dole for a bit. Being lazy suits the lad.




-doobs

[chalice]

[brotherdoobie]

I'll join you mate.

We'll go make fun of protesters around the world.

Look at the two tea-baggers over yonder: One's protesting the dangers of America becoming a socialist state, and his feeble, elderly, friend is holding a
sign warning Obama to leave his medicare alone.



-doobs

[100%]

Ooh skweeky on a classy cruise ship. Chavis you better have the right dekor at the welcoming dock.

[Skweeky]

Yeah, make me a banner and get the fanfare out.

[megabyteme]

Hi Skweeky,

We received the picture you sent. It is happily being displayed along with our friends and family pics. He fits right in.

Hope you have recovered (that seems to be the case if you are traveling) and the little one is easy to please. We have one who is, and one who isn't...