Originally Posted by
tippertime
I have a secret joke fetish...
Made this up just for you...
An American cat, a Canadian cat, and a Hippopotamus walk into a bar. After a long night of drinking, laughing, and debauchery the night was coming to a close. Even though the Hippo drank 5 drinks to their one the American and Canadian still insisted on splitting the bill evenly three ways. Well, they started to debate who should leave the tip. The American offered to split things evenly although he thought it not to be fair, and voiced his opinion as such. The Canadian flat out refused to split the tip and insisted he only pay for his share as the Hippo drank 5 times as much as the both of them. The Hippo ate them both and told the bar tender, "Here's a tip, don't eat with pussies."
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