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    Somebody easier, somebody less better than you, somebody unintelligenter than you.

    I'll leave all you BT monkeys alone if you just treat this niche of the board as exactly what is always was. A little parlour. A setting to promote personality. A caravan of pish. A nest of irony. A blackboard. A whiteboard. An overhead fucking projector. Something from nothing. A transient capsule containing very brief minds. Caught forever. We hope.

    Exeunt.

    (Part VVI).

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    On reflection, reading back, through a glass darkly, through the prism of experience, gladdened by nostalgia, rosened in the fair day's light, having met the horizon, I can see how the above might seem somewhat contrived and as such not worthy of your considerable consideration.

    Well, it's too fucking late now. So shut the fuck up, wank-the-dogs, like it or lump it.

    Woo hoo!!

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    A white charger, at this time of the year.

    Subliminal message methinks.

    Or is it just a horse's arse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
    A white charger, at this time of the year.

    Subliminal message methinks.

    Or is it just an horse's arse.
    /fixed.

    This time of year indeed, mate. What a bunch of cunts.

    How are you in any case? Nicely bunkered in for the celebrations, I trust?

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    The big one was last Saturday over here mate.

    I was pretty much unaware of the colourful pageantry , bunkered in as you so rightly put it.

    "OrangeFest has become increasingly family friendly, and now includes acts for children to enjoy such as face-painting, juggling, stilt-walking and bouncy castles. And for fans of all things pyrotechnic, the spectacle of the annual Eleventh night bonfires all across Northern Ireland will certainly be a memorable one."

    Funny that the don't mention the effigies of the Pope astride the bonfires.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
    Thanks for reminding me of my working week. True story.

    I work in the dole about 2 minutes walk from there. I get my lunch there. Tomorrow I will strike.

    I've had that all week.

    In Lurgan, today, I decided to take number 1 daughter (9) up the town to buy her first chess set. Tried every shop in town yet couldn't locate one. True and depressing story.

    I held her hand as we walked past a pub spilling out cunts singing out The Sash. She didn't understand. I didn't explain. Par for the course.

    I'm more taking umbrage with a town that does sell a chess set.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chavis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
    Thanks for reminding me of my working week. True story.

    I work in the dole about 2 minutes walk from there. I get my lunch there. Tomorrow I will strike.

    I've had that all week.

    In Lurgan, today, I decided to take number 1 daughter (9) up the town to buy her first chess set. Tried every shop in town yet couldn't locate one. True and depressing story.

    I held her hand as we walked past a pub spilling out cunts singing out The Sash. She didn't understand. I didn't explain. Par for the course.

    I'm taking Umbrage to a town that does sell a chess set.
    Umbrage is a beautiful name.

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    See, that's why I love you.

    Did I mention that I love you?

    Cos I do. Stop leaving me.

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