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    I am 1337 because i have dial up

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    Slickerey's Avatar <3 FST BT Rep: +2
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    I'm 1337 because I have a huge e-penis, an Apple® keyboard, and I love this place.

    You're only really 1337 if you can accomplish this, though:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slickerey View Post
    I'm 1337 because I have a huge e-penis, an Apple® keyboard, and I love this place.

    You're only really 1337 if you can accomplish this, though:
    Fuck you! My e-penis is way bigger than your e-pin. Mine goes all the way from A-Z on the keyboard!
    Last edited by noongajaggle; 07-17-2010 at 02:38 AM.

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    i m 1337 cause,i spent most of my day prowling stupid mind numblingly boring irc channels,just to make my e-penis bigger and firmer
    Last edited by karachidude; 07-17-2010 at 10:35 AM.

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    You can take your 1337 and shove it in your ass.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Slickerey View Post
    I'm 1337 because I have a huge e-penis, an Apple® keyboard, and I love this place.
    I once had a Compaq keyboard whose number keys would stop working... sometimes. And it wasn't a drive issue or anything... so, what does that make me?
    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."

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    Quote Originally Posted by anon-sbi View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Slickerey View Post
    I'm 1337 because I have a huge e-penis, an Apple® keyboard, and I love this place.
    I once had a Compaq keyboard whose number keys would stop working... sometimes. And it wasn't a drive issue or anything... so, what does that make me?
    Elite.
    Ellipses go here.

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    Cool, do I get FST invites now?

    If I don't, I'll understand. I mean, I wrote "drive" instead of "driver".
    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."

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    I am 1337 because..

    I'm too elite to use "leetspeak" and I look down on those that do from a lofty abode.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anon-sbi View Post
    Cool, do I get FST invites now?
    FST is a tracker?

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