Here's the thing

[megabyteme]

I won't wreck it for those who haven't though. *sigh*

I didn't means it like that.
10$ on the new guy.

Really? Have you been reading any of this?

I feel I should be giving you 100:1 odds, or something. If you are talking straight money, I have to refuse your wager due to your limited mental capacity. I wouldn't want to have to file a claim with your state-provided money managers.

[Speedo]

I didn't means it like that.
10$ on the new guy.

Do you really think so?

I seem to remember kicking seven shades of internets shite out of you sometime last year.

So your opinion on this matter is rendered somewhat nullified, bitch.

Yeah right.

What are you going to do? Call me a monkey? Bah!

[chalice]

Do you really think so?

I seem to remember kicking seven shades of internets shite out of you sometime last year.

So your opinion on this matter is rendered somewhat nullified, bitch.

Yeah right.

What are you going to do? Call me a monkey? Bah!

Nope, I'll just generally exceed your intelligence while drawing attention to your myriad shortcomings.

I might also suggest that your mother/girlfriend/sister gets fucked by homeless people.

You never know, monkey.

[Speedo]

I didn't means it like that.
10$ on the new guy.

Really? Have you been reading any of this?

I feel I should be giving you 100:1 odds, or something. If you are talking straight money, I have to refuse your wager due to your limited mental capacity. I wouldn't want to have to file a claim with your state-provided money managers.

Stop punishing you small pleasure stick and get real for a minute. How the hell is that funny? I've been more amused hearing about loopholes in the tax code. Your reasoning is beyond what any church would accept.
Stop that.

And about mental houses. I have worked at some and even they know what fun is. (Their actually great places to work because the bullcrap is out the window and you'll hear it like it is.)

[Speedo]

Yeah right.

What are you going to do? Call me a monkey? Bah!

Nope, I'll just generally exceed your intelligence while drawing attention to your myriad shortcomings.

I might also suggest that your mother/girlfriend/sister gets fucked by homeless people.

You never know, monkey.

You talked about my mother so soon? Well, butter up Betty, this is going to be ugly.

I just had a glance at your tiny little profile and it seems like you have 9.500 posts but only 3 highly reluctant friends. I have 315 posts and one friend. How is that?
Well I guess it's in your submissive nature to just bend over at the first crossroad, and people don't like that. Not to speak a word of dissent but just bend over and ask if you can be of any service lubricating your own bumhole before Megabyteme pops his 4 centimeters into you. Such a failure at the pleasures of the world, why not let other failures loose on your hairy, dusty, rinkled little bumhole.

[megabyteme]

I wasn't trying to be funny. If I had, you'd be shooting day-old sperm out of yer nose.

As for wit, you'd come across better if you proofread before posting. Mental patients are there because they can't comprehend reality. "Telling it like it is" is NOT the norm.

Also, experience scrubbing up the bodily fluids of insane people does not make you sound like much of an alpha-... Probably not the best idea to drag out your resume when meeting new people.

Care to continue with this, speedy?...

[megabyteme]

Megabyteme pops his 4 centimeters into you.

FYI, if I push my 4cm radius cock anywhere, you'll think you are in the "hostiles" ward again.

You've only just started here, and you have already fixated on graphically describing, and repeating, "bumholes". Paging Dr. Freud... Dr. Freud, your patient is here.

[Speedo]

I wasn't trying to be funny. If I had, you'd be shooting day-old sperm out of yer nose.

As for wit, you'd come across better if you proofread before posting. Mental patients are there because they can't comprehend reality. "Telling it like it is" is NOT the norm.

Also, experience scrubbing up the bodily fluids of insane people does not make you sound like much of an alpha-... Probably not the best idea to drag out your resume when meeting new people.

Care to continue with this, speedy?...

Ohhh, look hows poofreading. If you know you know, you know. I myself is straight as an arrow but you people are free to be who you are in my opinion. Don't let some old opinions stand between you and the treasures of the anus.

[c0ld]

okay, break it up guys.

[chalice]

Really? Have you been reading any of this?

I feel I should be giving you 100:1 odds, or something. If you are talking straight money, I have to refuse your wager due to your limited mental capacity. I wouldn't want to have to file a claim with your state-provided money managers.

Stop punishing you small pleasure stick and get real for a minute. How the hell is that funny? I've been more amused hearing about loopholes in the tax code. Your reasoning is beyond what any church would accept.
Stop that.

And about mental houses. I have worked at some and even they know what fun is. (Their actually great places to work because the bullcrap is out the window and you'll hear it like it is.)

Ha! You looked at my profile. You love me. There's a reason I don't have any friends. I'm a cunt. Hadn't you noticed.

If I wanted friends like you do, I'd flounce about like a fucking pansy and kiss arse. Is that how you got your friends?

I bet your friends are fantastic. It must be so enriching for you to have random spastics endorsing you on the internets.

I wish I had friends like the ones you do. Don't know what I'd do if I had them. Still, it'd be nice, I imagine. Is it nice?