Hello, Noobs ...

[c0ld]

Hello

[megabyteme]

Way to make the site look bad, c0ld.

Sorry, New Guy, we try to keep him away from new people, old people, children, and pets...

Welcome.

[c0ld]

stfu mbm.

[megabyteme]

See, New Guy, that's what I'm talkin' about. No social skills whatsoever. We can't even keep him off the furniture.

[megabyteme]

I almost forgot to mention, he sheds, and smells of urine. Oddly, I don't think it is is. Actually, I don't even think it is human urine.

[c0ld]

Why weren't your shiposts automerged?

[chalice]

Why weren't your shiposts automerged?

See, it's this kind of thing which underlines what a spastic you are.

Primarily the grammar, of course, but also the utter fucking cluelessness you inevitably bring to conversation.

[megabyteme]

Why weren't your shiposts automerged?

What is a shipost?

While you are at it, what is that odor on you? Am I right about the urine?

[c0ld]

oh look it's chavis come to join the mbm shipost marathon.

[megabyteme]

That's rather rude to ignore my questions.

I almost get the word, but feel that you are just stammering it a bit...

Take a deep breath (whatever you can stand over your stench), relax, and enunciate.

It's alright, we can wait...