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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo View Post
    ffs, fucking useless city link cunts.
    I've been parcel ninja'd by those useless cunts both yesterday and this morning. I drove the feckin hour round trip to their depot only to be told the parcel was still on the van, the lad there said they'd re-arrange delivery for monday but he'd try and get a hold of the driver today. I just got back home from their depot to find that they'd attempted to deliver the feckin parcel again while I was still on my way home from their depot, ffs, those fucking spastics.

    parcel ninjas, for those who don't know, are those city link drivers who don't bother to knock or ring the doorbell and silently slip a little "we called to deliver your parcel today" card through the letterbox then sprint back to their van before you have time to catch them.

    bunch of cunts.
    Mate, they sound exactly like Fastway couriers!
    "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music"

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    Quote Originally Posted by cunt View Post
    I have decided to be 37 tomorrow.

    I've been struggling with this decision for 36 and a bit years.

    And the rest of youse are cunts.
    Mega-old. Like over the hill and old as the hills, and old like old hat. Old old old.

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    Still roughly 200 years 'til you're your avatar's age though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo View Post
    ffs, fucking useless city link cunts.
    I've been parcel ninja'd by those useless cunts both yesterday and this morning. I drove the feckin hour round trip to their depot only to be told the parcel was still on the van, the lad there said they'd re-arrange delivery for monday but he'd try and get a hold of the driver today. I just got back home from their depot to find that they'd attempted to deliver the feckin parcel again while I was still on my way home from their depot, ffs, those fucking spastics.

    parcel ninjas, for those who don't know, are those city link drivers who don't bother to knock or ring the doorbell and silently slip a little "we called to deliver your parcel today" card through the letterbox then sprint back to their van before you have time to catch them.

    bunch of cunts.


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    Well just went out and there's hardly any fuel at the petrol stations and there's hardly any fruit in the shops. A very sustainable country we live in. They said that they're getting their produce from Sydney markets now and that it'll cost more.
    "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skiz View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo View Post
    ffs, fucking useless city link cunts.
    I've been parcel ninja'd by those useless cunts both yesterday and this morning. I drove the feckin hour round trip to their depot only to be told the parcel was still on the van, the lad there said they'd re-arrange delivery for monday but he'd try and get a hold of the driver today. I just got back home from their depot to find that they'd attempted to deliver the feckin parcel again while I was still on my way home from their depot, ffs, those fucking spastics.

    parcel ninjas, for those who don't know, are those city link drivers who don't bother to knock or ring the doorbell and silently slip a little "we called to deliver your parcel today" card through the letterbox then sprint back to their van before you have time to catch them.

    bunch of cunts.
    that's pretty much spot on

    I'm guessing they must get paid extra if they have to attempt delivery more than once or something else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Skiz View Post

    that's pretty much spot on

    I'm guessing they must get paid extra if they have to attempt delivery more than once or something else.
    Saw this last week, basically a video version of what skiz posted:
    http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1945275

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    Fastway get paid per drop ... even if they don't deliver the package. There's no real incentive to actually deliver the shit.
    "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music"

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    Here's 4 minutes with shitloads of repetitions, and hyperbole to the max.



    Fox News - Shit news about nothing.


    I guess it's a step up from the regular crap

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