wurksup, you filthy coackaroaches
pepper your angus
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wurksup, you filthy coackaroaches
pepper your angus
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Reppin' facebook brah.
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music"
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"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music"
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Got an email today from some dick in HR telling me I'd successfully enrolled in a one day course I completed six fucking months ago.
Just responded.
Hi Michael,
it certainly is a bewildering relief to know that conscientious trailblazers like you are on board to refresh my faltering recollections of probably one of the most mundane squanderings of my already plummeting in value existence. What a glorious day that was. We were issued passes. To me, they felt like front row tickets for David Blaine genuinely being decapitated live on stage. A dream come true. Did you know they have buttons in lifts nowadays. It's true. You can even press them yourself. I had a swift 360 degree shifty for a negro elevator operator but I don't think they have them any more. Luckily I'm claustrophobic so I took the stairs. The seats in the seminar room were like ermine upholstered clouds. You've made it, kid was the gentle validation whispering in my ear as I spooned up with that sweet siren Sleep.
Woke up at lunchtime and the rest of the day was pretty wank. Fat people got in my way (more than twice) and the coffee machine was Thomas The Wank Engine. Get that sorted for me, there's a good chap.
Feel free to get back to me with more vacuous piffle I forgot about instantly as soon as occurred at your leisure.
Have you ever considered exploring a new career as a coma victim? I can really see it working out for you. You don't even have to remember to eat. Them's the perks.
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I'm having a poetry competition with myself. The winner gets to shut the fuck up. I'm confident about this one but I could be perched on a nearby truthtop lining up a high-impact villinelle with my viper rifle. That's the kind of slippery cunt I am.
I'm not a whale.
I'm not a shark.
Kids get impaled
When I go to the park.
I'm a pointy headed pointless cunt.
I'm a narwhal, baby and I sho wish I wunt.
By now you are deducing
That my musings are so sad
It wasn't too amusing
When I disemboweled my dad.
Feeding time was Basra
Like blancmanges playing pool
Skidding on the plasma
Like that gun spree at that school.
I wish some heavy hitter
Would just clobber me today
He could use me to lift litter
And eat blubber all his days.
I'm a pointy headed pointless cunt.
I'm a narwhal, baby and I sho wish I wunt.
Last edited by chalice; 01-27-2011 at 05:25 PM.
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Just came home from work, got a few bottles of scotch as birthday gifts today, I don't even drink scotch.
Might go on a binge drink with some mates later on today...
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music"
pepper your angus
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needs some .jpg's i think, there again im not robert charles montgomery mr burns or something elseOriginally Posted by chavis
In other news,
spmado
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went out on the pish last night. started on treble vodkas, continued on treble vodkas, walked home, vomited.
overall, a decent night.
Last edited by Proper Bo; 01-28-2011 at 01:33 PM.
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
pepper your angus
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did you get any wimins to show you their cha'wholays?
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