FST Crew
BT Rep: +1
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music"
pepper your angus
BT Rep: +10
/abouttoget5trainsbackhometobrightonsup
sex a wolf in a bag
BT Rep: +70
How the news works:
Journalist question: Are you worried that the media might turn this in to some kind of witch hunt?
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Manager response: I hope they don't turn it in to some kind of witch hunt.
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News Headline: Manager fears media witch hunt!!!
How to report the news:
Last edited by Something Else; 02-27-2011 at 11:14 AM.
Now go away.
Error xɐʇuʎs
BT Rep: +1
I just had some jehovah's witnesses ring my doorbell. I got this hilarious look of contempt from one when I told her I wasn't a christian. I guess it came out of the blue what with me not having a foreign accent and not looking foreign either.
Fucking racialists.
spmado
BT Rep: +2
Snee you fool, you have got a foreign accent.
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
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Apologies for not responding the other night, Bovis. I was proper wopped and then some.Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Yes, it was squidgey black. Gold Seal. I hadn't seen it yonks either so I hads to get some. Goes a long way and there's a really heavy eyelid stone of off it to the max.
True story.
Error xɐʇuʎs
BT Rep: +1
No u.
spmado
BT Rep: +2
I haven't even seen normal solid for years nevarmind squidgey.
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
spmado
BT Rep: +2
No wai, I'm not from a foreign countryNo u.
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
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Went to this big fuck off toyshop yesterday cos it's my daughter's 10th birthday on Monday. It was the best fucking day of my life.
They had tons and tons of really cool stuff wot I forgot even existed. I wanted to buy everything. If the kids didn't have to sleep I'd still be there.
Out of all the fan-fucking-tastic stuff in the place she picked a Moshi Monsters gift box, a telescope, a metal detector and a Moshi Monsters rag doll thing which was lost before we made it out of KFC.
The 13 year old got two pieces of cold chicken and beans cos he didn't want to come with us. Fucking teenagers need elbowed.
Last edited by chalice; 02-27-2011 at 12:30 PM.
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