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Are you new to the board or something? It's [img] ffs.
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spmado
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ffs, some cunt outside thinks it's a good idea to start hammering stuff at 9am on a cunting saturday.
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
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My six year old is playing Assassin's Creed 2. He won't stop beating the fuck outta his horse with a hammer.Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Hammering stuff at 9am rawks. Especially horses.
spmado
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I'm not saying hammering horses is bad but I'm awake now and that means having to find something to do other than the 20 bag I've got sitting beside me
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
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Get wopped, mate. I have no dope to the max. Gonna have to get a train to get some. Which is wank.
spmado
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Not just yet, like, talking to a burd on gheybook and possibly making arrangements for today
This not having a burd or any responsibilities can be quite fun at times.
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
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You're quite the mud-stuffin these days, hotshot.
In other news, my reprobate stutter-fingers of a brother was released from jail yesterday. And so begins new adventures in stupidity.
spmado
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It's just a case of keeping myself busy, like. This particular burd what I'm talking to I met the other day, she seems pretty good, like. We got wopped and spent about 18 hours speeding our tits off. She was also the one dressed as a cow when we went to pick more smoke up. To top it off, she's a bit of a nerd too and has an xbawx
Do keep us informed of his antics, possibly start a pool for when he'll be back inside
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
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Noice.
He's been on remand for the past year. Tried to slash his wrists the other week. Couldn't even do that right, like. He got scooped for an armed robbery but no fucker picked him out of the line up and the cops have no DNA evidence. He'll prolly walk. He's out on bail. All tagged up. I give him a fortnight before he snips it off and goes all Natural Born Killers again.
spmado
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He tried cutting up inside? What a gayer, that would have pissed me right off if he was on my wing, creating more cunting paperwork.
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
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