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    Yep. Doing the beef, we call it over here. Or putting the sheets up.

    He ate about 50 blues and went boogaloo. Was hammering on the door for a 'listener' but the screws ignored him for the most part. That's how he ended up getting bail. The governor started shitting bricks when Our Kid's brief began threatening lawsuits, innit.

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    that governor has no faith in his staff's ability to lie.

    "He claims he was asking for a listener"
    "Like fuck he was, governor"
    Done.
    Last edited by Proper Bo; 03-05-2011 at 10:47 AM.

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  3. Lounge   -   #2883
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    I pity the listening fool who has to listen to that freak, like.

    It's like having a conversation with a pneumatic drill.

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    Me too, our listeners were generally decent cons, feck knows why they'd volunteer to listen to people dribble on about shite.

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  5. Lounge   -   #2885
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    Some people are just nosey cunts.

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    That or the fact that it counted as a job without any proper work.

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    They couldn't get paid enough, shirley.

    What's the going rate these days? I used to get paid 8 squids a week for teaching pikeys how to read in the library.

    I was the turdman of Alcatraz.

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    I couldn't tell you, I never checked amounts for anything, I just checked a box to say they'd attended wurk.

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    Woot! My Garmin A50 came today! Really wuvving Android .
    "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music"

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    It's not often you get both sides of the law in one thread. No offence, challoise.
    Now go away.

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