Last one to post wins the internets

[Proper Bo]

I used the chat-up line of pizza then sex? She said she wasn't a sex on the first pizza kind of girl, I did point out it was dominos two for tuesday if she needs a second one, like

[senegal]

cool story, bro!

[Snee]

Oh fuck off, you massive bag of pointless fail.

kfc have this thing now called the godfather meal, looks pretty ftw

What's in it? Lyke a horse's head with garnish?

[Something Else]

Muldy. Are you really 5' 10'' . That's not short.

Did anyone else get the email about Denmarkish people slaughtering Dolphins.

This is so like the bay in Japan about which the very moving doco film was made; and it was only by petition like this, that eventually the film was shown in Japan, and something was done about it. The doco eventually won an international humanitarian film award, so very deserving. So a petition like this can work. If you care, do add your name and send it on. If you don't care, shame on you.

Please keep list going around the world....hit forward and add your name to the bottom of the list before you send it on!

Denmark is involved in a shameful practice.

The sea is stained in red and currently it's not because of the climate effects of nature.


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It's because of the cruelty that the human beings (civilised human) kill hundreds of the famous and intelligent Calderon dolphins.



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This happens every year in Feroe Island in Denmark . In this slaughter the main participants are young teens.

WHY?

A celebration, to show that they are adults and mature!


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In this big celebration, nothing is missing for the fun. Everyone is participating in one way or the other, killing or looking at the cruelty “supporting like a spectator”


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Is it necessary to mention that the dolphin calderon, like all the other species of dolphins, it’s near extinction and they get near men to play and interact. In a way of PURE friendship

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They don’t die instantly; they are cut 1, 2 or 3 times with thick hooks. And at that time the dolphins produce a grim cry like that of a new born child.


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But he suffers and there’s no compassion while this magnificent creature slowly dies in its own blood

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Its enough!

We will send this mail until this email arrives in any association defending the animals, we won’t only read. That would make us accomplices, viewers.

[Something Else]

I replied

Any chance someone who speaks English could rewrite that?While dolphin slaughter is horrific and horrible, it's the grammar in the petition that is shocking.

I'm not putting my name in that, FFS. How could anyone take that gibberish seriously.

[iLOVENZB]

Fucking hard trying to stay awake at TAFE while the teacher is rambling on about how subnet masks work and the theory behind binary.

[Mr. Mulder]

wurksup, gankstars

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[Skiz]

An excerpt from some comments on Gizmodo that made me lol.

pixelsnader
Shit is even worse over here in the Netherlands. Last week I asked my girlfriend what color her laptop was, and the second time (I asked her to repeat because I was in a crowded store) she said 'black' we got cut off!

I'm positive it was not a bad connection because I was in a big concrete building with electronics everywhere. I'm one hundred percent sure it's because the man believes it's racist to say bla

*user diconnected*
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Andinator @pixelsnader
Tue 22 Mar 2011 9:08 PM
Do you have African Americans in the Netherlands?
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capt_weasle @Andinator promoted by Andinator
Tue 22 Mar 2011 10:21 PM
No, because they wouldn't be called African *American* if they were born in the Netherlands.

[Mr. Mulder]

Racists.

[Blackbeard]

Me!