Last one to post wins the internets

[chalice]

Been invited back again tonight too, I can't decide if it'd just be easier to just crack one off and get pished.
I've run out of smoke tho' and she's got plenty.

This is me giving you advice.

Don't go out with a burd wot smokes weed. Go out with one who doesn't smoke weed but likes the bohemian/romantic/rebel idea of it. I went out with loads of burds wot smoke weed and it was a fucking nightmare. Your relationship will grow around it and they're all greedy cunts.

Go out with a burd wot likes the bohemian/romantic/rebel idea of it and you're fucking squids in, mate. More for you and you'll seem distant and contemplative when actually you're just wopped to the socks.

This is me stopping giving you advice.

Not that you give a fuck or anything. They can kill our children, but they're never kill the craic. Woo.

[Proper Bo]

Wise words indeed, cuntybaws, but I'm already aware of the dangers of going out with a burd wot smokes weed

I think I just need to make it clear to her that I just want to be inside her and nothing more (although the bacon sarnies were win, especially as she cooked them while I was asleep after having just jizzed in her again).

[Proper Bo]

I say "make it clear to her", by which I probably mean fuck her some more and then not reply to any of her messages until I fancy another shot

[chalice]

I think I just need to make it clear to her that I just want to be inside her and nothing more (although the bacon sarnies were win, especially as she cooked them while I was asleep after having just jizzed in her again).

Fuck sake, you're practically married.

[chalice]

I say "make it clear to her", by which I probably mean fuck her some more and then not reply to any of her messages until I fancy another shot

I remember you when you were just fields.

A rotten wee cunt from the fractionally right side of the tracks. Look what you've become.

Makes my heart proud.

[Proper Bo]

I think I just need to make it clear to her that I just want to be inside her and nothing more (although the bacon sarnies were win, especially as she cooked them while I was asleep after having just jizzed in her again).

Fuck sake, you're practically married.

pfft, I never got that once in fucking years when I actually put effort into being nice and having a relationship.
This burd's either just well trained or rly quite likes my cock just a little too much.

[Proper Bo]

I say "make it clear to her", by which I probably mean fuck her some more and then not reply to any of her messages until I fancy another shot

I remember you when you were just fields.

A rotten wee cunt from the fractionally right side of the tracks. Look what you've become.

Makes my heart proud.

[Proper Bo]

is the puntsphere on sky today?

[chalice]

In other news, there is no news.

Nothing has happened to me or is likely to. I'd hang about and wait for it, but it might just occur somewhere else.

In other, other news, I'm wop of the popped.

[Proper Bo]

getting wop of the popped sounds like a good plan. I'm going to watch the puntsphere either at home or at the pub, haven't decided yet, then pick some smoke up and get wopped to the macks.