Last one to post wins the internets

**Something Else** · 03-30-2011, 10:00 PM

If you guys need anything sawn in half, just ask.

**Mr. Mulder** · 03-31-2011, 06:55 AM

Comesta, bitchez!! That's french for Sup

moved into my new place innit, its pretty sweet. there's no hot water yet lyke but i shower at the gym with other guys so it's kewl. Need to buy a microwave though, haven't had a hot meal in days

first night i moved in, the misses stayed over. it got to about half eleven and there was mega loud banging at the buildings main door, then everyones doorbells went off, then about 10mins later after it was all quiet, there was moar banging at the door then i heard "Police, open the door!1" so i put some trousers on and went out into the hallwai to see what was going on and it turned out a knwon crack fiend had ran into the building and they had to search each flat for him so one officer searched my kitchen and bathroom while the other one covered me, then they got a call that he had gone out the back windows andonto the roofs

then about an hour later, right outside my bedroom window there were a bunch of pished tramps arguing over who stole two fags for what seemed like an hour!1 i fort for fucks sake, this is a right crack den

but then the past three nights, not a peep out of anyone so i guess its kewl

was looking into contents insurance but everything i own comes to about £300 so what's the point

**Mr. Mulder** · 03-31-2011, 06:56 AM

gots no interwebs though, having to torrent stuffs at work. there's a couple of BTbusiness home hubs wot have wep security wot i plan to steal once i can be bothered to do all the aircrack business and dick around with drivers etc

**megabyteme** · 03-31-2011, 07:12 AM

Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Only in America and presumably Hell.

I'll take monster trucks over curling as a stereotype-of-country sport...

**iLOVENZB** · 03-31-2011, 09:47 AM

^^^ Hipstar lawn bowllz, yo. Asians sur hev sum werd sprtz.

**Barbarossa** · 03-31-2011, 10:35 AM

Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

Comesta, bitchez!! That's french for Sup

moved into my new place innit, its pretty sweet. there's no hot water yet lyke but i shower at the gym with other guys so it's kewl. Need to buy a microwave though, haven't had a hot meal in days

first night i moved in, the misses stayed over. it got to about half eleven and there was mega loud banging at the buildings main door, then everyones doorbells went off, then about 10mins later after it was all quiet, there was moar banging at the door then i heard "Police, open the door!1" so i put some trousers on and went out into the hallwai to see what was going on and it turned out a knwon crack fiend had ran into the building and they had to search each flat for him so one officer searched my kitchen and bathroom while the other one covered me, then they got a call that he had gone out the back windows andonto the roofs

then about an hour later, right outside my bedroom window there were a bunch of pished tramps arguing over who stole two fags for what seemed like an hour!1 i fort for fucks sake, this is a right crack den

but then the past three nights, not a peep out of anyone so i guess its kewl

was looking into contents insurance but everything i own comes to about £300 so what's the point

Good grief, where the hell are you living?

**iLOVENZB** · 03-31-2011, 11:02 AM

The ghetto obviously! wordup homez!

**Mr. Mulder** · 03-31-2011, 12:09 PM

Originally Posted by Barbarossa

Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

Comesta, bitchez!! That's french for Sup

moved into my new place innit, its pretty sweet. there's no hot water yet lyke but i shower at the gym with other guys so it's kewl. Need to buy a microwave though, haven't had a hot meal in days

first night i moved in, the misses stayed over. it got to about half eleven and there was mega loud banging at the buildings main door, then everyones doorbells went off, then about 10mins later after it was all quiet, there was moar banging at the door then i heard "Police, open the door!1" so i put some trousers on and went out into the hallwai to see what was going on and it turned out a knwon crack fiend had ran into the building and they had to search each flat for him so one officer searched my kitchen and bathroom while the other one covered me, then they got a call that he had gone out the back windows andonto the roofs

then about an hour later, right outside my bedroom window there were a bunch of pished tramps arguing over who stole two fags for what seemed like an hour!1 i fort for fucks sake, this is a right crack den

but then the past three nights, not a peep out of anyone so i guess its kewl

was looking into contents insurance but everything i own comes to about £300 so what's the point

Good grief, where the hell are you living?

still in b'ton, london road