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    Yes indeedy, off out to pull some practically naked sluttage, innit
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    /wurksup

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
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    success
    pics +1


    /wurksup
    luls, no.
    my step-sister and her mate from t'south have been staying over, i'd taken them out on the piss and started cracking on to her mate while i was spangled*, got home at about half four and I went back to my room for a smoke, next thing I know she's knocking at my door so I was lyke k, come in. Kicked her out to go back to sleep on the sofa downstairs once I was done, like

    *fucking needed to be too, bang tidy body on her but her face was no oil painting

    edit: that was saturday night, she came and knocked on my door again at about 3 this morning too but I wasn't pissed. I still did, like, but I'm not proud of it
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    "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo View Post
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    Yes indeedy, off out to pull some practically naked sluttage, innit
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    I got two burds to lick my nipples. It was win.
    Now go away.

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    It would have been better if you'd licked two burds' nipples, like

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    Quote Originally Posted by Something Else View Post
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    I got two burds to lick my nipples. It was win.
    Hopefully you mean at the same time .Also at that point I would have figured their mouths being so close together they would sashay right into a lesbian kiss followed by a three way.
    Again hopefully with you .

    Btw I came within a hairbreadth of throwing up while working out today.Granted not in the same league with having your nipples licked .
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo View Post
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    pics +1


    /wurksup
    luls, no.
    my step-sister and her mate from t'south have been staying over, i'd taken them out on the piss and started cracking on to her mate while i was spangled*, got home at about half four and I went back to my room for a smoke, next thing I know she's knocking at my door so I was lyke k, come in. Kicked her out to go back to sleep on the sofa downstairs once I was done, like

    *fucking needed to be too, bang tidy body on her but her face was no oil painting

    edit: that was saturday night, she came and knocked on my door again at about 3 this morning too but I wasn't pissed. I still did, like, but I'm not proud of it
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    /wurksup you fucking bag of wankpisses.

    started watching Angry Boys yesterday, from the boke wot done summer heights high. it's just as epic.

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    bought a coffee this morning and the hawt blonde burd behind the counter stamped my coffee reward card thingy twice instead of once, that counts as secks. plus only 5 stamps away from a free coffee in other news, i started reading a book in real life (i know ) called killing pablo, all about pablo escobar - he's the fucking boss!1 And also, a seagull woke me up at 4 this morning by dancing around on my skylight like a massive twat! i through a balled up pair of socks at it which hit the glass and it flew away only to come back 10 minutes later. Think i'm gonna have to go up there and punch it's face off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    /wurksup you fucking bag of wankpisses.

    started watching Angry Boys yesterday, from the boke wot done summer heights high. it's just as epic.
    Summer Heights High and We Can Be Heroes is funnier. Still early days though.
    "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music"

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