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well, you got the first bits rightOriginally Posted by chavis
I hope that you and your ex-missus get fucked-up on loads of drugs. Then your ex-missus makes a move and you're all like wahey. Then you get back together. Then you move back down to poof-land. Then you get a job in a paedo-jail. Then you have kids. Then you decide to be a Northern spastic again and watch tv instead of being romantic. Then she leaves you again. Then your kid gets sold into Southern prostitution. Then you lose your jawb cos the prisons all go bankrupt. Then you get the bad aids.Evesup jizzcocks
off for the festival tomorrow innit
still need to pack tho' and my clothes all have those line things in them what wimmin make go away
Then you get alland end up back here and then we all laugh and say welcome back, Peabody.
edit: I've not moved anywhere tho'
Last edited by Proper Bo; 08-16-2011 at 11:48 AM.
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Which bit did he get right, up to and including what.
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up to and including the get back together part
Last edited by Proper Bo; 08-16-2011 at 08:54 PM.
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To be fair the bits after that did seem less likely to be immediately feasibleup to and including the get back together part
on the first bits though
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Also nice to see Chavis is still a romantic at heart...sort of.
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and end up back here and then we all laugh and say welcome back, Peabody.
on the first bits though
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