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**Artemis** · 09-23-2011, 08:04 AM

Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

in other news, i'll be homeless tomorrow. i've left all my worldly possessions in the server room at work. there are two smallish boxes and two suitcases, it's quite sad rly

i shall be staying on a series of sofas until i can move into my new flat in one weeks thyme. Perhaps i'll go check out that dale farm in the meanthyme

If you can knock out several teeth (randomly) cover 35-45% of your body in tattoos, talk in a thick irish accent and nick anything not nailed down you'll be able to fit right in at Dale farm. Actually you could go in undercover, remember there's all those teenage traveller trollops as a bonus, just as long as you don't stick around long enough to get married you'll be sweet!