Last one to post wins the internets

[Artemis]

Why would you dodge the weather.

You live in England and you have to ask that ?

[chalice]

Hoi Bo, you cunt.

Wot's the story, morning glory hole?

[chalice]

If I don't get the fucking low down, Brown on the Betty Booping scoop then I just have to make up my own Peabody probabilities to the max.

[Something Else]

Why would you dodge the weather.

You live in England and you have to ask that ?

Yes.

[chalice]

[Proper Bo]

Hoi Bo, you cunt.

Wot's the story, morning glory hole?

If I don't get the fucking low down, Brown on the Betty Booping scoop then I just have to make up my own Peabody probabilities to the max.

Nowt much, rly.

[chalice]

If I don't get the fucking low down, Brown on the Betty Booping scoop then I just have to make up my own Peabody probabilities to the max.

Nowt much, rly.

You lying fucker.

You went to the park and poisoned the pigeons, then you did a skag deal with some skinhead geezer on the bus on the way home. You tried to join the army but got failed cos of your blood being fucking toxic and stuff.

You tried to start a new art wave with your 'audio graffiti' technique, which basically involves you standing in a doorway calling people cunts for ten minutes then legging it. The students liked it, but the real people found you pretentious. You went on to amass about 350 thousand squids in ready money, but you stuck it up your arm like the true fucking gazza you are.

You make me sick.

[Proper Bo]

If only that was true

I particularly liked the standing in a doorway calling people cunts bit

[chalice]

I should start a New Adventures Of Peabody thread and totally make you interesting to the max whenever I can be arsed.

[Artemis]

If only that was true

I particularly liked the standing in a doorway calling people cunts bit

I think the 'audio graffiti' was a page from the Chalice guide to being neighborly 5th edition, complete with an illustrated guide to the proper use of a megaphone around the incontinent.