only if your penoir is utilised as a blunt instrument rather than a precision toolOriginally Posted by chalice
effendi
only if your penoir is utilised as a blunt instrument rather than a precision tool
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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JP's guise as warrior poet takes him far and wide, but he pops back sporadically to give progress reports and colourful criticism on sectarian puntsphere clubs.
effendi
oxymoronwarrior poet
you can't catch me that easily. we all know poets are wee fellas who have a peculiar penchant for priapean posterior penetration.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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And they're ginger. Don't forget ginger. They've been trying to talk their way out of it for years. The sneaky cunts.
oxymoronwarrior poet
you can't catch me that easily. we all know poets are wee fellas who have a peculiar penchant for priapean posterior penetration.
They try to blind you with flashbulb badinage and squirrel their sins under a hat of jive-ass turkey talk.
effendi
if someone could only show me a ginger synonym starting with p, i'd never make that mistake again.
thinking about it, i'm pretty sure serial poet cheese was ginger. there's a pic of him somewhere looking more like steve davis than steve davis ever did.
edit: i've met cheese 3 or 4 times and i can't say for certain what colour his hair is
Last edited by manker; 11-08-2011 at 07:11 PM. Reason: ginger
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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I was referring to Cheese, innit. I was attempting to goad him out of retirement with a cryptic ruse.
He's all shackled up on Walton's mountain and finds little time for fancypants words since the incident with the rabid raccoon a brace of winters back.
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wagwan, cunts.
the asian burd serving in costa just now was utterly, utterly filthy. if secks could look like a person, it would be her boobs. im wearing a fitted jumper today and was flexing pretty hard but some how she seemed to resist?? I think we'll put it down to the language barrier
an alchemist?
Maybe you shouldn't say arigato to every Manilan girl you'd like to feel your peen.wagwan, cunts.
the asian burd serving in costa just now was utterly, utterly filthy. if secks could look like a person, it would be her boobs. im wearing a fitted jumper today and was flexing pretty hard but some how she seemed to resist?? I think we'll put it down to the language barrier
Last edited by mjmacky; 11-09-2011 at 10:02 AM. Reason: manillan?
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