Last one to post wins the internets

[ziggyjuarez]

lol
i play window licker off of a DVD and everyobody loves it.




slahbed/

[TheDave]

He said i was stupid, well too stupid to fight him.

The only interactions i know of between us though are pretty recent. He decided, without provocation to attack me and call me out for being some kind narcissist attention whoring dickhead. Problem with that was he got it pretty obviously wrong, making himself out to be the dickhead.

Shiiiiiiit. He's too stupid to fight me if anything.

Diss ziggyjuarez again and i'm on some fucking you up shit aight.

That's provocation enough for me, David.

There I was happily minding my own business, calling Ziggy a mong (which is hardly debatable) and along comes The BigScaryDavid to fuck my shit up.

Is it a short-term memory loss thing, David or merely selective? Perhaps your over-sized dome is lodged in your intestines again.

I'm glad we have this chance to talk, you fucking window-licker.

I remember posting this. I figured it'd be pretty obvious i was just playing. What with the speaking in ebonics, referencing a song, making a threat to an anonymous person on a forum, acting like another anonymous person needed that protection.

I'm so sorry if i scared you. I never had any intention of coming to get you. You can sleep soundly tonight, i promise.

[chalice]

Well that's a relief, David.

Out of all of the hundreds of spastics who've threatened me with violence over the internets over the years, you were the one I was sure would carry it out.

I think it was something to do with the pretentious definitive article as a pretext to your given name. That's some scary shite right there.

[TheDave]

In at least seven years i've never thought that it might actually come off as pretentious.

Anyway, Lowkey

[chalice]

In at least seven years i've never thought that it might actually come off as pretentious.

You wouldn't, though, would you?

By definition, like.

[chalice]

David, I am considerably cleverer than you, mate. I do this for sport.

It might have taken me a week or two to get a rise out of you, but I got one nonetheless.

This will continue for as long as you respond. You're my hobby. Not you in particular, just any cunt who bites.

Especially exceptionally stupid cunts like yourself. I thank you for that.

[ziggyjuarez]

woke up in a daze,
Bumpsup?

[TheDave]

David, I am considerably cleverer than you, mate. I do this for sport.

It might have taken me a week or two to get a rise out of you, but I got one nonetheless.

This will continue for as long as you respond. You're my hobby. Not you in particular, just any cunt who bites.

Especially exceptionally stupid cunts like yourself. I thank you for that.

Darn!

You mean you were trolling all along!?


What you did was flail. I flail too sometimes. I think i was pretty much known for it on here.

You made a bad call bro, just accept it and chill out.

[chalice]

Trolling's got nothing to do with it. Neither has flailing.

Calling me a cunt is like calling a sofa a sofa.

I'm a proper cunt, never denied it.

The problem is yourself not admitting you're stupid when it's pretty fucking plain, like.

[ziggyjuarez]

I remember trying to add you on msn last night, But thats about it???