Page 506 of 603 FirstFirst ... 6406456496503504505506507508509516556 ... LastLast
Results 5,051 to 5,060 of 6024

Thread: Last one to post wins the internets

  1. #5051
    Artemis's Avatar ¿ןɐɯɹou ǝq ʎɥʍ BT Rep: +3
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    127.0.0.1
    Posts
    5,431
    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    It's actually Pain in the Ass, and I've seen this often (as no one ever seems to say it). It would appear that no one gets my sense of humor, or I'm just incredibly lame. The reason I forced out this failed attempt at being clever was due to this exchange:

    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by anigav View Post

    edited
    Whoa, whoa, whoa, angry gav.

    I don't know how they do things in your native Greek homeland.
    But I've just met the woman - and I'm not even into pegging, like.

    Oh I got the sense of humor alright, it was just a shame not to pass up an opportunity to call you a pain in the arse. Now I say 'arse' for the simple reason that the good old english arse word is so much more offensive than the wimpy american 'ass' word. I sometimes take the opportunity to dumb it down and use ass for merkins so that they will grasp the concept but arse is so much more fulfilling as a word.

    4d7920686f76657263726166742069732066756c6c206f662065656c73


  2. Lounge   -   #5052
    mjmacky's Avatar an alchemist?
    Join Date
    May 2010
    Posts
    10,809
    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis View Post
    Oh I got the sense of humor alright, it was just a shame not to pass up an opportunity to call you a pain in the arse. Now I say 'arse' for the simple reason that the good old english arse word is so much more offensive than the wimpy american 'ass' word.
    Quite the opposite effect here, if you say arse it seems like you're just being silly. I would say it "arse" feels like when someone says "I need to make pee pee" while "ass" feels like "I need to piss". Maybe that won't resonate either because I'm not sure if there's something for urine that sounds harsher than piss.
    Everything is brought to you by Fjohürs Lykkewe.

  3. Lounge   -   #5053
    Alien5's Avatar μετά BT Rep: +6BT Rep +6
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Posts
    8,400
    Last edited by Alien5; 11-18-2011 at 04:01 AM.

  4. Lounge   -   #5054
    chalice's Avatar ____________________
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Posts
    10,570
    Allen, who is this fictional wife of which you speak? It's a clear lie.

  5. Lounge   -   #5055
    manker's Avatar effendi
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    I wear an Even Steven wit
    Posts
    32,371


    I take it that was the first mention.
    I had assumed it was common knowledge.

    Alrite, mate, btw. How's stuff?
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

  6. Lounge   -   #5056
    chalice's Avatar ____________________
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Posts
    10,570
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post


    I take it that was the first mention.
    I had assumed it was common knowledge.

    Alrite, mate, btw. How's stuff?
    You assume correct. The boy is a force of unnature.

    I'm alright. The spastic daughter is sitting her 11 plus tomorrow, 60 miles away from home. It's fucked.

  7. Lounge   -   #5057
    manker's Avatar effendi
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    I wear an Even Steven wit
    Posts
    32,371
    Fucked indeed - education on a Saturday. What dark times we live in.

    My lad did had to do his first presentation this morning, he is seven and it was on whales. He asked me what to do so I said I'd print some pictures of whales for him to stick to the blackboard as he read out the whale facts we'd just collected.
    He went; 'blackboard?'
    I went; 'um, whiteboard ... ?'
    He went; 'wut'
    I didn't say anything because I was trying to imagine a class-room without some kind of apparatus for the teacher to write stuff on.

    He saved the day by asking me to save the pics to a usb stick so everyone could see them on the wall monitor.

    I felt mildly relieved. And old.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

  8. Lounge   -   #5058
    chalice's Avatar ____________________
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Posts
    10,570
    Bought her a Kindle and stole tons of stuff to put on it as a reward, but I really can't see myself parting with it.

  9. Lounge   -   #5059
    manker's Avatar effendi
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    I wear an Even Steven wit
    Posts
    32,371
    I have one and can vouch for their goodness.

    There's always the glimmer of a sliver of a chance that she will buck the trend of excelling academically and fuck it up.
    Fingers crossed
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

  10. Lounge   -   #5060
    megabyteme's Avatar RASPBERRY RIPPLE BT Rep: +19BT Rep +19BT Rep +19BT Rep +19
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Location
    Using Mrs. Nussbaum's CC#
    Posts
    17,942
    Quote Originally Posted by chavis View Post
    Bought her a Kindle and stole tons of stuff to put on it as a reward, but I really can't see myself parting with it.
    It's the thought that counts, right? You thought about giving it to her. you reconsidered. It doesn't make you a bad person, just one with a Kindle...

    The fact that you have one, and I will be waiting til after the first of the year, makes you a bastard, though. :seethingenvy:
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •