It'll be nothing, mate. They're complete drama queens.Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420
I sometimes think they'd end up in some kind of care home if it weren't for their parents
effendi
It'll be nothing, mate. They're complete drama queens.
I sometimes think they'd end up in some kind of care home if it weren't for their parents
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
pepper your angus
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putting them in order all the way to the bank and also like a foxAlrite, flowe. I'm also casualing it up to the max.sup bromos
it's only fucking casual friday +1
Went out on a footie do last night (why is it called a 'do') so I'm hungover to feck and pretending to do wurk while the hawt chicks are ferreting around in my basement.
Unfortunately that's not a euphemism. They're tidying up downstairs.
Also not a euphemism. What they're literally doing is putting my papers in order.
Edit: why do italics look so secksay this morning.
pepper your angus
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pepper your angus
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i just busted out such a sweet move on our hawt receptionist. i told her i was off to the shops to buy a snickers and if i could tempt her with any filthiness. she said oh em gee snickers are amazing! but i shouldn’t!! so i buy her one and on my way back in i drop it and say oops i think you dropped something, you better bend over sexfully and pick it up and she did.
fact.
Last edited by Mr. Mulder; 12-02-2011 at 02:04 PM.
effendi
tumblr_lqer20PQfn1qlxlrz.gifi just busted out such a sweet move on our hawt receptionist. i told her i was off to the shops to buy a snickers and if i could tempt her with any filthiness. she said oh em gee snickers are amazing! but i shouldn’t!! so i buy her one and on my way back in i drop it and say oops i think you dropped something, you better bend over sexfully and pick it up and she did.
fact.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
effendi
You'll be touching her bewbs, and maybe even her lady garden if you're lucky, in no time
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
sex a wolf in a bag
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:drumroll:
Now go away.
effendi
I just watched Scrubs on E4 and then stalked mulder's facebook for pic updates.
I never noticed before but mulder is John Dorian
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
I last man!
effendi
That's not what your missus said.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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