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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Indeed but you have to be a malevolent constant. They're getting uppity.
    I had to go grammar nazi on Mary today but I don't think she noticed.
    Which was nice.

    Btw, don't worry about the confidentiality. I'm pretty sure only me, you and a couple of our sock puppets actually read this thread
    Silly boy, a lot less slips past my attention than you realize. You've got to up the ante before you can get me to uncup my die.
    Fixed?
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Fixed?
    No, the reply I had in mind for that won included how I was only bothered by improper use of th(e/a)ns... thetans? I got bored with it and gave up... so that's where that went.

    My reply was more or less addressing the Schadenfreude. The particular use of "you" in there was general/infinitive. Knowing the self that I use here, I know many of my posting quirks, enough to spin mjmacky in any manner. Holding myself to that standard, I tend to expect it from others, thus the critique I offered. In all honesty, I was tempted to do it myself, but that drive was disheartened by the, "no, that's good enough" laissez faire sale of mediocrity. Therefore, I won't really gamble with debasing the mjmacky brand unless I think the payoff will be quite nice (appreciated effort).

    /my post explained
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    I made a graphic

    skewer.png
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    I was merely plumping for the chess metaphor, to be honest. Any psychological disclosure on your part is, I'm sure, cathartic nonetheless.

    Is it because it was a female who brought these matters to fore? Or is this a recurring trigger? Or both? You seem somewhat passionate in your response.

    Anyways, all that stuff about queers putting their willies up each others' willies? Does that happen? Cos I had a similar conversation with a friend of a friend of somebody I never heard of about that, under the general internets premise that if you can imagine it, some cunt has already established a pay site dedicated to it. Do homosexuals actually try to fuck each others' urethra(s)? I need to know. I will win a fiver.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chavis View Post
    Is it because it was a female who brought these matters to fore? Or is this a recurring trigger? Or both? You seem somewhat passionate in your response.
    As you may have noted from the past, if the topic involves me, I'm interested.

    As for dick docking, I haven't actually investigated the truth of its existence. If it is new, I would like to make it my legacy. Disclosure, I did have myself cracking up trying to come up with names for the described act of foreplay. As for how it relates to squeamous; I have attached my attention to ladyboys with her near betrothal to a gay man, and as a consequence, she now has a penis.
    Perhaps someone can look into it, or give it a shot. The rules I have established require a large differential in sizes. I'm not sure if the receiving end should be erect or soft, only that its practical that they have a more accommodating urethra.
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    I "accidentally stumbled" across a video of a semi-used up porn actress (semi-pro, anyway) who used a vibrator in her urethra once. Pretty small, non-stretchy area, if you ask me.

    I'm going with not possible, or faked. Or perhaps mutant freak involvement.

    I'm not willing to explore mano-a-mano porn. Not even "accidentally".


    Although, I expect a drunken Rings would be able to "guess" at a link.
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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    I'm going with not possible, or faked. Or perhaps mutant freak involvement.

    I'm not willing to explore mano-a-mano porn. Not even "accidentally".


    Although, I expect a drunken Rings would be able to "guess" at a link.
    If equine ureteral stents exist, then I'm sticking with it being a possibility. Or maybe it's just a NAMBLA thing.
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    that would be an ecumenical matter ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by trevor View Post
    what is ecumenical ?

    its a very prevalent matter ..
    The word ecumenical means something that is universal. It can also be used to refer to the Christian church. Ecumenical can also mean a group that deals with creating a peaceful environment and unity among the different churches.AMEN....

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    good for you.............................................................................................

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