Last one to post wins the internets

[Mr. Mulder]

my flatmates mum got back from holiday the other day and popped round to give him his present of incense (not to be confused with incest) and strangely enough, viagra - or more specifically, zenegra. I have no idea why, he seems to get more fanny than Always ultra.

perhaps she intends for us to sword fight???

/in other news, wurksup

[Barbarossa]

Worksup

I don't really understand much of what gets written here anymore. Has it always been like this, or am I just getting older

[Artemis]

Worksup

I don't really understand much of what gets written here anymore. Has it always been like this, or am I just getting older

Blame it on the viagra, there isn't enough blood in your brain anymore to grasp the shining wit (that's a spoonerism), the blood is elsewhere......

[megabyteme]

shining wit (that's a spoonerism)

[manker]

my flatmates mum got back from holiday the other day and popped round to give him his present of incense (not to be confused with incest) and strangely enough, viagra - or more specifically, zenegra. I have no idea why, he seems to get more fanny than Always ultra.

perhaps she intends for us to sword fight???

/in other news, wurksup

sup, gankstar

Maybe it's his step-mam and you know what they're like. Always using their cougar tits get what they want.

And by 'get what they want', I mean a bolt up their back entrance. Like all girls

[manker]

Worksup

I don't really understand much of what gets written here anymore. Has it always been like this, or am I just getting older

It's Mary's fault.
But just do what I do; if her post is two lines or less - read it. It'll probably be very funny.

If it's any more than that, just scroll past. To understand it requires being of a similar mind-set. And this is a very dark place indeed.
I tried it once and ended up staring at my monitor whilst making a keening noise most often associated with used-up Romanian child prostitutes.
It's just not worth it.

[mjmacky]

I tried it once and ended up staring at my monitor whilst making a keening noise most often associated with used-up Romanian child prostitutes.
It's just not worth it.

You make it sound like a bad thing, I can't fall asleep unless I hear abused underage Romanian sex slaves whimpering in the background.

[manker]

I tried it once and ended up staring at my monitor whilst making a keening noise most often associated with used-up Romanian child prostitutes.
It's just not worth it.

You make it sound like a bad thing, I can't fall asleep unless I hear abused underage Romanian sex slaves whimpering in the background.

Post less than two lines √
Very funny √
Dark mind-set alluded to √

The subject is successfully pigeon-holed which means that the ongoing scientifical brain diagnosis is almost complete.
Onward with the fixing

[mjmacky]

Post less than two lines √
Very funny √
Dark mind-set alluded to √

The subject is successfully pigeon-holed which means that the ongoing scientifical brain diagnosis is almost complete.
Onward with the fixing

Post less than two lines X
Attempted humor X
Ignored requests to leave subject remain broken √
Taught me how to make a neat check mark using math stuffs √

Edit: You should have said something like, getting to the "root" of the problem. Then you could put on some shades.

[manker]

Post less than two lines √
Very funny √
Dark mind-set alluded to √

The subject is successfully pigeon-holed which means that the ongoing scientifical brain diagnosis is almost complete.
Onward with the fixing

Post less than two lines X
Attempted humor X
Ignored requests to leave subject remain broken √
Taught me how to make a neat check mark using math stuffs √

Edit: You should have said something like, getting to the "root" of the problem. Then you could put on some shades.

Too much maths has led us to this very predicament. I am loathe to authorise more.

That time I asked you to solve the geek joke and you couldn't has clearly perpetuated the problem.
You see, I feel partly responsible. We'll be done as soon as I've integrated you such that you can converse with functioning humans.