Last one to post wins the internets

[Biggles]

Sup. Regretting showing Mrs Cheese how to download stuff off the interwebs. She's downloaded a brazillion christmas films and insists on watching them.

Scrooged is still an awesome film though so it's not all fail.

Muppet Christmas Carol is my favourite.

True Story

[Artemis]

Have to go with Scrooged myself, especially the scene where the ghost of christmas present brains him with the toaster

[manker]

She's a woman... he'll be being forced to sit and endure her chic flicks on threat of withdrawal of sexual favours if he fails... they're like that you know

I just don't see how that would work for a woman.

Her: No sex for you.
Him: Uh, well I'll be in my bunk - bbl.

Scene cuts to him returning 20 mins later with a gleam in his eye and a spring in his step and her looking pissed because he's had an orgasm and she hasn't.

[NotLettingItGo]

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Scene cuts to him returning 20 mins later with a gleam in his eye and a spring in his step and her looking pissed because as per normal he's had an orgasm and she hasn't.

Fixed.

[manker]

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Scene cuts to him returning 20 mins later with a gleam in his eye and a spring in his step and her looking pissed because, as per normal, he's had an orgasm and she hasn't.

Fixed.

Something is awry with your postulation.
Do women not usually have orgasms when you have sex with them or something.

[NotLettingItGo]

Something is awry with your postulation.
Do women not usually have orgasms when you have sex with them or something.

Aren't you asking the wrong bloke... us misogynists are notorious for not giving a fuck if they do, aren't we?

[manker]

Something is awry with your postulation.
Do women not usually have orgasms when you have sex with them or something.

Aren't you asking the wrong bloke... us misogynists are notorious for not giving a fuck if they do, aren't we?

Ostensibly a good point but it's pretty self-serving when you think about it. Otherwise you won't get a chance for a repeat.
Plus she'll tell her mates if you were shite and they won't let you near their lady-gardens.

Anyway, I just thought it was polite to pre-emptorily reciprocate, no matter how much fannying about you have to do.

[NotLettingItGo]

Ostensibly a good point but it's pretty self-serving when you think about it. Otherwise you won't get a chance for a repeat.
Plus she'll tell her mates if you were shite and they won't let you near their lady-gardens.

Anyway, I just thought it was polite to pre-emptorily reciprocate, no matter how much fannying about you have to do.

If it settles your mind and allows you to sleep better, I've never had a problem with making a partner orgasm, in fact entirely the opposite is true of my endevours with ladies. That's if you believe them... personally I'm not sure they weren't all faking it, but that could just be the misogynist in me

[Biggles]

Ostensibly a good point but it's pretty self-serving when you think about it. Otherwise you won't get a chance for a repeat.
Plus she'll tell her mates if you were shite and they won't let you near their lady-gardens.

Anyway, I just thought it was polite to pre-emptorily reciprocate, no matter how much fannying about you have to do.

If it settles your mind and allows you to sleep better, I've never had a problem with making a partner orgasm, in fact entirely the opposite is true of my endevours with ladies. That's if you believe them... personally I'm not sure they weren't all faking it, but that could just be the misogynist in me

Not sure I find green blobs all that sexy to be honest

[NotLettingItGo]

Not sure I find green blobs all that sexy to be honest

Be careful Les, you'll be labelled a misogynist if you say things like that around here