Last one to post wins the internets

[chalice]

I've turned into fucking adster. Fucking hell.

I wouldn't go that far, mate.

Adster after about 10 years of rehab and a cure for dyslexia, maybe.

[chalice]

Might grow a beard. How's that for personal?

I've had several short-lived attempts over the years, but had to beat a retreat when, after a couple of weeks, the ginger whiskers start emerging. The horror.

I've now discovered that the ginger hairs are being rapidly replaced with greys. I'd much rather be grey than ginger.

[manker]

I just took 10 minutes to submit a company registration to the powers that be, it cost me £15.14 and I'm gonna charge this computer illiterate client fool £99.99. He thinks I'm doing him a favour.
That's pretty fucking personal.

I don't usually rip people off <lie> but in this case it's okay cus during our initial appointment, his mobile went off and he hadn't even set it to vibrate.

[Barbarossa]

I used to have a beard. Well a goatee anyway. Does that count?

I was going to grow a moustache for Movember but I forgot.

[manker]

Good moaning

I'm working from home today.

I do 2 days a week at home and 3 days a week in London. Same job for the same company as always, but now with new bawses and better pay. (although that is really only to compensate for the additional travel expenses)

I've got 2 daughters now so there's obviously something completely broken in my bollocks and there's no point in trying for a lad 'cos that isn't going to happen in this life...

That's about as personal as I can make it

Anyone up for a "Show your nipple" thread?

So Megan's got a sister <did I remember the name rite?>. I hadn't heard til now, but how very interesting. Congrats, Barbie

Shame about the girl thing but whatcha gonna do. I suggest going for a drink with chebus, I think he's come to terms with it now and might be able to impart some of his sagacity.



edit: i remember a pic of you with a goatee. it was your av for a while i think under your old ID. and wasn't if off a scannner?

[manker]

Might grow a beard. How's that for personal?

I've had several short-lived attempts over the years, but had to beat a retreat when, after a couple of weeks, the ginger whiskers start emerging. The horror.

I've now discovered that the ginger hairs are being rapidly replaced with greys. I'd much rather be grey than ginger.

I used to have a beard. Well a goatee anyway. Does that count?

I was going to grow a moustache for Movember but I forgot.

I've always got stubble nowadays, so I just didn't shave for a month. I didn't get sponsored or anything but beyond 'testicular cancer', I'm not too sure what the set up is for it anyhow. Who collects the money and how do they know you collected it.

Also; no grey at all yet but I do get a few ginger whiskers here and there - especially on my mutton-chop sideys.
but they look alrite, like.

[Barbarossa]

Good moaning

I'm working from home today.

I do 2 days a week at home and 3 days a week in London. Same job for the same company as always, but now with new bawses and better pay. (although that is really only to compensate for the additional travel expenses)

I've got 2 daughters now so there's obviously something completely broken in my bollocks and there's no point in trying for a lad 'cos that isn't going to happen in this life...

That's about as personal as I can make it

Anyone up for a "Show your nipple" thread?

So Megan's got a sister <did I remember the name rite?>. I hadn't heard til now, but how very interesting. Congrats, Barbie

Shame about the girl thing but whatcha gonna do. I suggest going for a drink with chebus, I think he's come to terms with it now and might be able to impart of his sagacity.

LOL, no it wasn't Megan, I didn't name my daughter after my cyber-stalking infatuation funnily enough , it was Mollie, who is now 6. The newer one is called Ruby and she is now 2. They are a total nightmare together

Still, the way I see it, at least I've got a spare in case something happens to one of them...


Megan got married to a South African (the wedding photos were a delight), did a topless photo shoot, and now appears to have got divorced, because she deleted her facebook account and sold her double bed and her cat on some online auction site (I forget the name). It's all rather sad really.

She was on twitter too but has since privatised all her twits because she got into an argument with someone about Jewish people, she didn't seem to learn the lessons from "Anorexigate" back in 2005, obviously

[manker]

What is on an upward trajectory this good morning good gentlefolk

Day off work today to go Christmas shopping - been out and ordered the Turkey now going to scrape the ice off the car and head over the snow covered hills....I almost feel festive so a few hours in a shopping mall should fix that.

Alrite, les

[manker]

So Megan's got a sister <did I remember the name rite?>. I hadn't heard til now, but how very interesting. Congrats, Barbie

Shame about the girl thing but whatcha gonna do. I suggest going for a drink with chebus, I think he's come to terms with it now and might be able to impart of his sagacity.

LOL, no it wasn't Megan, I didn't name my daughter after my cyber-stalking infatuation funnily enough , it was Mollie, who is now 6. The newer one is called Ruby and she is now 2. They are a total nightmare together

Still, the way I see it, at least I've got a spare in case something happens to one of them...


Megan got married to a South African (the wedding photos were a delight), did a topless photo shoot, and now appears to have got divorced, because she deleted her facebook account and sold her double bed and her cat on some online auction site (I forget the name). It's all rather sad really.

She was on twitter too but has since privatised all her twits because she got into an argument with someone about Jewish people, she didn't seem to learn the lessons from "Anorexigate" back in 2005, obviously

two things:
I can't believe I mixed your cyber stalking target up with your infant daughter
your stalking has really progressed. I am impressed. Still got the topless pics or what? I'm asking for scientician porpoises, obviousement.




Poor megan. she's just too nice for the internets

[chalice]

I think Les has a goatee.

I vaguely recall a phoatie in footie shorts, all hirsute like a kiwi fruit. A handsome coconut, if you will.

Good chance I coulda dreamt that, though.