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    Mr. Mulder's Avatar pepper your angus BT Rep: +10BT Rep +10
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    Ahoi hoi, bitches.

    Got a final notice through from Southern Water for lyke £150!!!! i wouldn't have to go to work if they didn't keep charging me for something that grows naturally in nature!!! i hate having to go to work, why can't i just stay at home. It's my body, I'll do what i want!!!1

    in other news, last night i got really, really, really, really high with a couple of total douchebags and my flatmates special new young lady friend and watched The Thing. it was immense!!!!!!! But then they left half way through so they could go play with eachothers toilet parts and i was left alone, i was so startled.

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    I only pinned that one up for standardization's sake, giving any follow-ups a base of legitimacy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    Ahoi hoi, bitches.

    Got a final notice through from Southern Water for lyke £150!!!! i wouldn't have to go to work if they didn't keep charging me for something that grows naturally in nature!!! i hate having to go to work, why can't i just stay at home. It's my body, I'll do what i want!!!1

    in other news, last night i got really, really, really, really high with a couple of total douchebags and my flatmates special new young lady friend and watched The Thing. it was immense!!!!!!! But then they left half way through so they could go play with eachothers toilet parts and i was left alone, i was so startled.

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    What did you get high on.
    Now go away.

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    A ladder.
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    Oh btw. I think someone may have used your facejizz account to say you like the cawk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Good shout. Richard Dawkins looks exactly like Les ought to look.
    I'd feel cheated otherwise.

    Attachment 94267

    I've attached a pic just in case you're right.
    This is a bit scary - I do look a bit like that but I also have a goatee

    I definitely have not been photographed in footie shorts in the last couple of decades though. I think something Vulcan mind meld has occurred in Chavis' brain
    You have no idea how glad I am that you look exactly like you should look

    On a darker note, chavis dreams about you posting pics of yourself in shorts.
    I'm not one for deciphering hidden messages, but I think he might want to bum you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    Ahoi hoi, bitches.

    Got a final notice through from Southern Water for lyke £150!!!! i wouldn't have to go to work if they didn't keep charging me for something that grows naturally in nature!!! i hate having to go to work, why can't i just stay at home. It's my body, I'll do what i want!!!1


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    DEWD!
    I think it's illegal for them to cut you off. Or something. I didn't pay for water (or tv licence) for years when I got my own house. I just kept telling them that I had no idea who manker was when they came around with their clipboards and their shiny shoes. True story.

    It was only when my current missus moved in that she made me pay for everything properly.
    I'm even on the electoral roll now
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Puntsphere 1 - 0 Mrs.Something Else
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I'm even on the erectoral loll now
    I'm sad to hear that.
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    I'm addicted to Championship Manager 80s Leg Ends on the iPhone. It's nostalgic punstphere genious. Shame they never updated it, and there's a ton of bugs / errors. I care not. Blackpool in the 1st with lots of the late 80s West Germany team on board..
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