Last one to post wins the internets

[chalice]

Also, Barbs, it's Christmas, you cunt.

You're the man with the phoatieshapping plan.

Start the traditional Christmas hat thread or Elsie Tanner.

[manker]

So the important questions are; who was the man in the pic wearing footie shorts that you and barbie both dreamed about. What's up with the time on the bored and why don't we have some kind of back-up plan if barbie isn't allowed to shoop some hats onto our avatars.

We need answers and we need them now.

[Biggles]

I've still got my Barbie festive accoutrements

[manker]

I've still got my Barbie festive accoutrements

Ohhh, that explains my shocked observation in the Scotchland sucks thread.

So, like, did you ever post a pic of yourself, Les.
Enquiring minds, and all that.

[chalice]

I've still got my Barbie festive accoutrements

Ohhh, that explains my shocked observation in the Scotchland sucks thread.

So, like, did you ever post a pic of yourself, Les.
Enquiring minds, and all that.

This is a terrible state of affairs altogether.

You and me and Les. There are only so many permutations before this gets incestuous, not to mention boring, like.

Do something untoward before I kill myself out of loneliness, self-pity and shame.

[manker]

Ohhh, that explains my shocked observation in the Scotchland sucks thread.

So, like, did you ever post a pic of yourself, Les.
Enquiring minds, and all that.

This is a terrible state of affairs altogether.

You and me and Les. There are only so many permutations before this gets incestuous, not to mention boring, like.

Do something untoward before I kill myself out of loneliness, self-pity and shame.

I just tried to get Squeams to post some stuff about her not sucking in bed, idk if she will though.
She's probably out getting fingered by someone who isn't getting head-hunted.

[chalice]

This is a terrible state of affairs altogether.

You and me and Les. There are only so many permutations before this gets incestuous, not to mention boring, like.

Do something untoward before I kill myself out of loneliness, self-pity and shame.

I just tried to get Squeams to post some stuff about her not sucking in bed, idk if she will though.
She's probably out getting fingered by someone who isn't getting head-hunted.

Noice.

'Head-fucking-hunted'.

Yon feller needs looked at in and around the cranial department in my professional opinion.

[Biggles]

I can't remember if I posted any pics of myself or not - so that is a little bit disturbing in itself

I vaguely remember one that showed off my (still clothed) butt and my lava lamp ... but that may be the figment of a dodgy imagination.

[manker]

I just tried to get Squeams to post some stuff about her not sucking in bed, idk if she will though.
She's probably out getting fingered by someone who isn't getting head-hunted.

Noice.

'Head-fucking-hunted'.

Yon feller needs looked at in and around the cranial department in my professional opinion.

You should take everything he says at face value and carry on a conversation for hours.
wtf, this guy believes me - ima tell him i'm getting head-hunted.

I tried it with Mary but she just gets all persnickerty.

[manker]

I can't remember if I posted any pics of myself or not - so that is a little bit disturbing in itself

I vaguely remember one that showed off my (still clothed) butt and my lava lamp ... but that may be the figment of a dodgy imagination.

I remember your brown corduroys very well

I'm not sure if you should post an actual full frontal. I'm quite content with you being Richard Dawkins.