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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    wtf, this guy believes me - ima tell him i'm getting head-hunted.

    I tried it with Mary but she just gets all persnickerty.
    Reminds me, this guy in the video thinks it's OK to insult someone by insinuating he's a woman as a derogatory statement, but to insinuate he's part of the doletariat is offensive? I almost couldn't believe he was a doctor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post
    I can't remember if I posted any pics of myself or not - so that is a little bit disturbing in itself

    I vaguely remember one that showed off my (still clothed) butt and my lava lamp ... but that may be the figment of a dodgy imagination.
    I remember your brown corduroys very well

    I'm not sure if you should post an actual full frontal. I'm quite content with you being Richard Dawkins.
    Me too. Dawkins without the hate.

    I see you as the second best international goal scorer for Wales sans the curley hair and spastic wife.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chavis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I remember your brown corduroys very well

    I'm not sure if you should post an actual full frontal. I'm quite content with you being Richard Dawkins.
    Me too. Dawkins without the hate.

    I see you as the second best international goal scorer for Wales sans the curley hair and spastic wife.
    I've just discovered that Trevor Ford and Ivor Allchurch are tied for that honour

    Maybe you mean Dean Saunders or Mark Hughes?
    If it's Sparky, I'm going to crack one off right now
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    I meant Ivor The Engine.

    Peep peep.

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    This governor wants all state workers and welfare recipients to be drug tested before receiving state money. Aasif Mandvi from Daily Show insists he pee in a cup himself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    wtf, this guy believes me - ima tell him i'm getting head-hunted.

    I tried it with Mary but she just gets all persnickerty.
    Reminds me, this guy in the video thinks it's OK to insult someone by insinuating he's a woman as a derogatory statement, but to insinuate he's part of the doletariat is offensive? I almost couldn't believe he was a doctor.
    Can you do one of those things where you explain your post. They're usually entirely superfluous but in this case, I need it.
    I'm okay for most of it. It's just that, for me, your pronouns aren't going to a specific person in the latter two thirds of your statement.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post

    Reminds me, this guy in the video thinks it's OK to insult someone by insinuating he's a woman as a derogatory statement, but to insinuate he's part of the doletariat is offensive? I almost couldn't believe he was a doctor.
    Can you do one of those things where you explain your post. They're usually entirely superfluous but in this case, I need it.
    I'm okay for most of it. It's just that, for me, your pronouns aren't going to a specific person in the latter two thirds of your statement.
    See, that's what I was going for throughout the last 3 years or so.

    All I managed was fucking fuck cunt bollocks wank pish tits fuck cunt wank.

    Still...

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    I'll transform your ellipsis into words.

    [chalice]Still, it was funny as fuck for the most part and I was wopped. Plus I actually meant it when I said that I fucked Allen's mam.[/chalice]
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post

    Reminds me, this guy in the video thinks it's OK to insult someone by insinuating he's a woman as a derogatory statement, but to insinuate he's part of the doletariat is offensive? I almost couldn't believe he was a doctor.
    Can you do one of those things where you explain your post. They're usually entirely superfluous but in this case, I need it.
    I'm okay for most of it. It's just that, for me, your pronouns aren't going to a specific person in the latter two thirds of your statement.
    Sure, do you like colors? I'm saying McGinley is a retard.
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    See. Persnickerty.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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