Last one to post wins the internets

[Mr. Mulder]

wurksup, fucks!!

its casual friday and the office party tonight ....im well gonna try and get stinky fingers

[manker]

schoolboy fingering ftw!1

All the very best of the new dawn, gentle-men.

[Proper Bo]

Why's there going to be schoolboys at his office party?

[manker]

You've obviously never been to an office party before

They come on sticks.

[mjmacky]

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck. I knew pasttime wasn't right, so I took the shortcut of degermanization.

Actually I'm just going to go with passed time from now on.

Why would you attempt to 'degermanize' a non inflected indo-european language that has it's roots in Fresia (Germany). That would just leave it all tasteless and littered with slang from India and other countries that were conquered colonised by the British.

In context, it only meant to add a space.

[manker]

Why would you attempt to 'degermanize' a non inflected indo-european language that has it's roots in Fresia (Germany). That would just leave it all tasteless and littered with slang from India and other countries that were conquered colonised by the British.

In context, it only meant to add a space.

I want to take you to an office party and digitise you.


In context the above sentence means; 'Maybe to the writer, but definitely not to the reader.'

[mjmacky]

In context, it only meant to add a space.

I want to take you to an office party and digitise you.


In context the above sentence means; 'Maybe to the writer, but definitely not to the reader.'

You're calling me a name, but I couldn't figure it out in context. Am I a boob, an ass cheek, a taint or a scrotum?

Also, in context the writer is also a reader, contextually.

[manker]

I want to take you to an office party and digitise you.


In context the above sentence means; 'Maybe to the writer, but definitely not to the reader.'

You're calling me a name, but I couldn't figure it out in context. Am I a boob, an ass cheek, a taint or a scrotum?

Also, in context the writer is also a reader, contextually.

A schoolboy, obviousement.
Deary me.

And also, my tautology incidence detector imploded during that last line. You owe me a new one, but beyond that, I think it's best if we pretend you never wrote it.

[mjmacky]

And also, my tautology incidence detector imploded during that last line. You owe me a new one, but beyond that, I think it's best if we pretend you never wrote it.

You'll get used to replacing them, sometimes I'm just in the mood.

[chalice]

Got the 14 year old one of them there 32gb ipod touch thingamedoodles for Christmas. Dear as fuck. Now to jailbreak it and rob all over the place.

Might suffocate him in his sleep. Here's the list of music he wants on it...

Korn
Linkin Park
Evanescence
Disturbed
Hollywood Undead
Skillet
Bullet For My Valentine
The Pixies
Green Day
Ramstein
Radiohead
Rolling Stones
Pink Floyd
Ramstein (again)
Breaking Benjamin

With the exception of The Pixes everything else is wank. Fuck it, I'm keeping it.