Originally Posted by Artemis
......... He'll like, true story.
I'm in touch with 14 year olds
Don't look so worried.
They won't say anything, especially when you threaten to cut off their crack supply.
effendi
......... He'll like, true story.
I'm in touch with 14 year olds
Don't look so worried.
They won't say anything, especially when you threaten to cut off their crack supply.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Poster
Lies. I have never done anything interesting or amusing.You're spouting falsehoods. I have an anecdote about cheese that debunks your entire theory.
effendi
The arm-wrestle night with big hands Al was both interesting and amusing.Lies. I have never done anything interesting or amusing.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Poster
Saw Al this last weekend (he's just had a baby himself*), we managed the whole night without any arm-wrestling.
Though we did hold hands a few times. In a manly fashion of course.
*Well, Mrs Big Hands did most of the work.
effendi
You say that as if there is any other way for bromanciers to hold hands.
Also, it may now be lost to the vagueness of babycham, but you probably did arm-wrestle. You got pished and he mullered you after giving in to your 93rd request for an arm-wrestle.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Poster
I did come home with two bottles of sparkling rosé.
Also, isn't Just Eat awesome. You can get home and then order your kebab. It's what Tim Berners-Lee must have had in mind when he invented the internet.
effendi
I'm pretty sure that the forum sage with the seven cornered house decreed that Al Gore invented the internets.
Not sure what this Just Eat thing is but it might have come in handy - my missus has been out all day on her xmas works party. I've eaten a Pot Noodle, half a pack of Jaffa Cakes and all of the Quality Street.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
an alchemist?
Do you pop up only when someone mentions cheese? Given your post count, the people of this board must be terrible company.Lies. I have never done anything interesting or amusing.
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Chebus is a respected mumbler, given to bouts of poetry and altogether too infrequent these days. (Tautology? I don't know/care)Do you pop up only when someone mentions cheese? Given your post count, the people of this board must be terrible company.
He was at it with some girl with a penchant for crustaceans (crabgirl), but moved onto some other burd we don't know about.
In his absence he was able to knock out a kid (no mean feat, whichever way you'd like to misinterpret it), and we're only really finding out about it now.
an alchemist?
I was under the impression he's Janus with another member here, though I don't exactly recollect what was fed to me earlier. If he's his own entity, then a <20 minute summoning is pretty creepy.
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