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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Yes, yes it does.
    You could look around corners and dangle your hand underneath a table to see up girls' skirts and watch yourself taking a shit and all sorts
    You have almost sold eyes on the hand to me there
    You've always struck me as a man who appreciates the finer things in life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Also, you just reminded me of a friend I haven't seen in years. He was doing the same course as me.
    His mates came down to visit him and they all called him 'blackcock'. I enquired as to why and his bemused affiliate said it was because he had a black cock.
    I asked him for a look and his cock had an unmistakable chestnut hue. He is white. I was shocked.

    You're not alone, mackster.
    Now I'm just envious. It almost prompts me to say, I want a black cock.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
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    Also, you just reminded me of a friend I haven't seen in years. He was doing the same course as me.
    His mates came down to visit him and they all called him 'blackcock'. I enquired as to why and his bemused affiliate said it was because he had a black cock.
    I asked him for a look and his cock had an unmistakable chestnut hue. He is white. I was shocked.

    You're not alone, mackster.
    Now I'm just envious. It almost prompts me to say, I want a black cock.
    Take off your proxy for a week and continue your usual online activities and you'll most likely get all you can handle
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Take off your proxy for a week and continue your usual online activities and you'll most likely get all you can handle
    I'm pretty sure I have no idea what you just told me to do. Then again, I probably wouldn't have followed the advice.

    P.S. Do you know of any good black tranny porn?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post

    P.S. Do you know of any good black tranny porn?
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    Quote Originally Posted by chavis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post

    P.S. Do you know of any good black tranny porn?
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    Preferably someone that didn't go to my high school. In fact, no one from the states.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    racist
    hypocrite
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    Be that as it may, I'm still not touching your beaner peen.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Be that as it may, I'm still not touching your beaner peen.
    I would expect an avoidance of adventure from the mundane :/
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