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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Be that as it may, I'm still not touching your beaner peen.
    I would expect an avoidance of adventure from the mundane :/
    Your grooming tactics won't work on me.
    You have a straight choice between the impartation of hard cash and auto-fellatio.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Your grooming tactics won't work on me.
    You have a straight choice between the impartation of hard cash and auto-fellatio.
    One of those puts me in an extremely uncomfortable position.
    Everything is brought to you by Fjohürs Lykkewe.

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    Hey Lion-o, I just learned gray is more your color:

    Everything is brought to you by Fjohürs Lykkewe.

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    Mornin' stalkers

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    Mornin' Barbie

    Mornin' 15 year old interwebs fans.

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    How did he know that you're a fan of 15 year olds, barbs
    This stalker chap is a menace and he must be stopped.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Is it in Little Miss Sunshine that Alan Arkin advises men to pursue 15-year-old pussy, because it's tight, fresh and unused.

    So I guess you've got it right Barbarossa.

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    I'm not sure where Alan Arkin is from, but it sure isn't South Wales
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    You people, you'll give stalking a bad name, you mark my words

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I'm not sure where Alan Arkin is from, but it sure isn't South Wales
    He's a merkin.

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