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    Alrite, chebus.

    A 12 hour shift where you actually have to work for twelve hours sounds horrendous.
    What do you do now?

    I think I'd choose the 12 hour shifts if you had a job where you didn't have to do much and the 9-5 option if your job was one of those hard ones.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Did you let him know that when he comes back as a cat you're not going to feed him, but rather taunt small children with his barbed penis?
    Heck yeah! If I suddenly stop posting here, and you find a cat on your doorstep, please don't kick me.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    In other news, when does a beard stop feeling like you're being constantly cunt punched in the face by midgets?

    This is getting uncomfortable to the max. Four weeks on Mondaysup.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chavis View Post
    In other news, when does a beard stop feeling like you're being constantly cunt punched in the face by midgets?

    This is getting uncomfortable to the max. Four weeks on Mondaysup.
    a few weeks for me, like

    yeah, weren't expecting me to have a beard, were ewes?

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    beards are a breeding ground for bacteria, domestos kills all germs.
    Last edited by Alien5; 12-17-2011 at 04:06 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by chavis View Post
    In other news, when does a beard stop feeling like you're being constantly cunt punched in the face by midgets?

    This is getting uncomfortable to the max. Four weeks on Mondaysup.
    a few weeks for me, like

    yeah, weren't expecting me to have a beard, were ewes?
    How odd. we three are bearded.

    Mine's been on the go since the 1st of the month. Lost the charger for my beard trimmer thing, like.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo View Post

    a few weeks for me, like

    yeah, weren't expecting me to have a beard, were ewes?
    How odd. we three are bearded.

    Mine's been on the go since the 1st of the month. Lost the charger for my beard trimmer thing, like.

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    Five minutes 14 seconds.
    What do you think I am, some kind of attention span guru.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    tl;dw
    it's amusing.
    Last edited by Proper Bo; 12-17-2011 at 02:32 PM.

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