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    I reckon in a couple of days we'll be incontrovertibly drawn to following some kinda celestial body towards a gurney down the backstairs of some hospital shed, where heaves and contorts some bint who says he didn't touch her.

    We will be so distracted that we'll even bring her stuff. Prolly a gold mirror that used to belong to Frankenstein or something.

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    I'll post a pic of my beard if you two will
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I'll post a pic of my beard if you two will
    Yeah, go right ahead, like.

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    If it would help motivate you guys, I'm bearded all year round.
    Everything is brought to you by Fjohürs Lykkewe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chavis View Post
    I reckon in a couple of days we'll be incontrovertibly drawn to following some kinda celestial body towards a gurney down the backstairs of some hospital shed, where heaves and contorts some bint who says he didn't touch her.

    We will be so distracted that we'll even bring her stuff. Prolly a gold mirror that used to belong to Frankenstein or something.
    My builders appear to have left behind some kind of sticky black substance surrounded with what appears to be torn up cigarettes.

    Wasn't sure before but now I think it's myrrh
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    If it would help motivate you guys, I'm bearded all year round.
    A bearded chemistry teacher.
    What are the chances of that, eh.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by chavis View Post
    I reckon in a couple of days we'll be incontrovertibly drawn to following some kinda celestial body towards a gurney down the backstairs of some hospital shed, where heaves and contorts some bint who says he didn't touch her.

    We will be so distracted that we'll even bring her stuff. Prolly a gold mirror that used to belong to Frankenstein or something.
    My builders appear to have left behind some kind of sticky black substance surrounded with what appears to be torn up cigarettes.

    Wasn't sure before but now I think it's myrrh
    Smoke the fuck outta that myrrh and post pics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I'll post a pic of my beard if you two will
    Alrighty.

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    You have to post your lady beard too, Mary
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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I'll post a pic of my beard if you two will
    Alrighty.
    beard.PNG

    Bet you three won't now
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