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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Mary was on the other day about how she wanted to remain anonymous on filesharing sites, which I understand.
    But then she posted a pic anyway. Autistics lol.

    I don't post many pics here because I don't want someone :earl: recognising me and saying; 'you got like a million posts on the internets lol fag rofl'
    Like anyone's going to recognize me. I just won't post a pic that's also happens to be on facebook. All my flattering photos are on facebook, which just leaves me with shit ones to use wherever I'm to remain anonymous.

    As far as being photographed, those either have to be candid or snapped at my decree; otherwise you're going to get a very angry macky looking at your lens (or hiding from it).

    Edit: Yes, I'm calling that an anonymous photo.
    Last edited by mjmacky; 12-17-2011 at 06:14 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chavis View Post
    You have no fucking idea how difficult it was for me to post that. Not just post that, actually letting a phoatie happen to me. It's never happening again.
    Is that why you're just standing there like you're in queue at the bank?
    Last edited by mjmacky; 12-17-2011 at 06:13 PM. Reason: punc.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by chavis View Post
    You have no fucking idea how difficult it was for me to post that. Not just post that, actually letting a phoatie happen to me. It's never happening again.
    Is that why you're just standing there like you're in queue at the bank?
    I was going for firing squad or 'I have no arms, give me money'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chavis View Post
    I was going for firing squad
    One of the possibilities I was going for was "Nazi supervisor", but I had no means of trying to get the attire to fit. Nazi supervisor on an overcast coastal vacation. Nazi supervisor in line at the bank. They're not landing for me.

    Before I deposited my wife at the airport, she did call this the Gay Beard Club. She didn't realize the duplicity of the meaning when she said it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chavis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I am feeling the honour.
    The shirt under jumper approach is a mode of apparel I also favour when dealing within the cut-throat world in which we move.

    As to the beard, it doesn't look grey, mate. It looks tidy but not all that bushy so I think I'm still winning.

    in other news; you have an Irish mouth
    Yeah, you're totally winning. Although, I think Bo might be a contender if he gets around to doing a proper phoatie.
    Yeah, that's not happening, I don't want barbie leaning on one of those things I'm not sure what they are outside my door, smoking a cigarette.

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    I don't think Nazis were allowed to have beards, were they?

    Nazi Supervisor target of firing squad would prolly work better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chavis View Post
    I don't think Nazis were allowed to have beards, were they?

    Nazi Supervisor target of firing squad would prolly work better.
    Paul Blobel disagrees. Heinrich Himmler and Hitler had poor excuses for mustaches, so facial hair was probably not counter to the ideology. Maybe just the rank and file had to shave, i.e. military regulation. In conclusion, chavis, have enough self-respect that you wouldn't be low on the rung, just following orders, like those shaven men.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by chavis View Post

    Yeah, you're totally winning. Although, I think Bo might be a contender if he gets around to doing a proper phoatie.
    Yeah, that's not happening, I don't want barbie leaning on one of those things I'm not sure what they are outside my door, smoking a cigarette.
    Just imagine what would happen if Magnum Dave ever teamed up with besmirchin' barbie.
    None of us would be safe.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Speaking of difficult questions, though.
    I read the other day on my travels through this very thread that you don't go on family holidays any more.

    How the fuck did you manage to swing that.
    This summer I wanted to read and relax, you know, like what you're supposed to do on holiday. But no, it was all playing in the pool and going for 'nice walks' and paying for over-priced toasties
    It was a combination of having rambunctious offspring and me having a nervous breakdown cos I had no dope and nowhere to get any for at least two weeks and knowing it. True story.

    We went camping in the south of France a couple of years ago. I'm amazed I made it home. Never putting myself through it again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by chavis View Post
    I don't think Nazis were allowed to have beards, were they?

    Nazi Supervisor target of firing squad would prolly work better.
    Paul Blobel disagrees. Heinrich Himmler and Hitler had poor excuses for mustaches, so facial hair was probably not counter to the ideology. Maybe just the rank and file had to shave, i.e. military regulation. In conclusion, chavis, have enough self-respect that you wouldn't be low on the rung, just following orders, like those shaven men.
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