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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo View Post
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    jesus of nazereth was a real person
    he made up the son of god thing though, that scamp.
    Even so, if he had some supernatural all powerful superjew on his side, shirley that's just cheating?
    life hax ftw

    up until the second world war, life was just xbawks
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Twenty to four.

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    nazareth?
    nazarath? idfk
    I live near to Bethlehem .....
    Last edited by Artemis; 12-18-2011 at 03:52 AM.

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    i often wonder why merkins are all over jebus though
    as a people, we don't give a cunting fuck.

    i guess it's because they're a relatively new nation and still believe in magic
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Well he was one of the greatest americans to ever live, like.

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    one of my favourite statistics evar is that 7% of americans believe that ice cream is the work of the devil

    That's 20 million people.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo View Post
    Well he was one of the greatest americans to ever live, like.
    he was better in lethal weapon
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
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    Well he was one of the greatest americans to ever live, like.
    he was better in lethal weapon
    That was danny glover, mong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    one of my favourite statistics evar is that 7% of americans believe that ice cream is the work of the devil

    That's 20 million people.
    Here's a little Christmas cheer for all from the Australian Bureau

    of Statistics:



    31 Australians have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas

    Tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.



    19 Australians have died in the last 3 years by eating Christmas

    decorations they believed were chocolate.



    Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling

    incidents.



    101 Australians since 1997 have had to have broken parts of plastic

    toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.



    18 Australians had serious burns in 1998 trying on a new jumper

    with a lit cigarette in their mouth.


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    pretty sure i've just worked out what chavis looks like

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