
Originally Posted by
megabyteme
No explosion. No blood. No 2nd hot, gun toting chick. :Meh. Straight to DVD download...
The car transforms into a giant robot and then explodes sending a wall of lethal shrapnel into John Travolta , severing several arteries resulting in an especially bloody and unpleasant death. The woman ( Maggie Grace btw so double points) in need of new transport carjacks a Ferrari 458 Italia which is being driven by a Victoria's Secret super model. Overcome by the raw emotion of their predicament they check into a sleazy motel an proceed to have wild,animalistic lesbian sex.
The next morning they are awoken by the sound of a huge battle between incredibly skilled CIA assassins and feral vampire ninjas . At the last moment when all appears darkest for our intrepid heroine a giant alien spacecraft incongruously playing cool classic rock music descends from the heavens and a vast army of alien predators riding unicorns embark to apparently save the day .
However a final bittersweet epilogue we learn that John Travolta somehow survived the shrapnel and whist Maggie was preoccupied with world -threatening battles and lesbian sex , went to her house and decapitated her mother.
As for the push-up thing that is seriously one of the silliest exercise programs I have ever seen -taking specificity to the pointless extreme .
Besides pointlessly( oh I already said that) gaining you (maybe ) the ability to do 100 push-ups it's concentration on specific muscles and limited range of motion is a text-book on how not to increase muscle mass/ usable strength.
While I admire the apparent attempt to live in the past at least have the wits to vary hand width/ position and speed of repetitions .
And do some squats and core work ffs.
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