Last one to post wins the internets

[chalice]

I say, I say, I say...here's a joke wot I just made up out of thin fucking air and that.

What do you call a midget who likes to assassinate Merkin presidents?

Spoiler: Show

Wee Harvey Oswald.

I'll be here all week.

I'll take that to the pub and see what happens.

I'll tell you what'll happen, mate. It'll end up on Channel 4 next week on the Frankie Boyle show.

That cunt stole my act to the max.

[JPaul]

I'll take that to the pub and see what happens.

I'll tell you what'll happen, mate. It'll end up on Channel 4 next week on the Frankie Boyle show.

That cunt stole my act to the max.

Well, after he had watered it down a bit.

[Skiz]

[ziggyjuarez]

/downloading

[iLOVENZB]

Just cleaned the fucking grease trap today. Fucking disgusting job. Can't get the smell of shit off me.

At least the Indians have the right idea: http://www.pbase.com/jtodhunter/indian_toilet

[Skiz]

At least the Indians have the right idea: http://www.pbase.com/jtodhunter/indian_toilet

Fuck. That.

[iLOVENZB]

[iLOVENZB]

I don't know how people can drink scotch straight or why anyone would get used to it.

When my dad was with my godparents they would go through a bottle after they close the door for the shop. Funny thing was they never had hangovers ... damn the Europeans know how to drink.

[Something Else]

I'll take that to the pub and see what happens.

I'll tell you what'll happen, mate. It'll end up on Channel 4 next week on the Frankie Boyle show.

That cunt stole my act to the max.

Jerry Sadowitz.

Tramadol Nights wasn't good.

[chalice]

I'll tell you what'll happen, mate. It'll end up on Channel 4 next week on the Frankie Boyle show.

That cunt stole my act to the max.

Jerry Sadowitz.

Tramadol Nights wasn't good.

Yep, some of those sketches were painful to watch. To be honest, I find most of his stuff formulaic and pretty predictable.

Jerry Sadowitz is much better. He really is a cunt.