Last one to post wins the internets

[cunt]

That's a bit fucked, mete.

You got valuable experience there in a jawb many other fuckers wouldn't touch with a surgical glove, like. You really should make the best of it.

I bet you've got loads of fucked up stories. Put them out, you cunt.

[Proper Bo]

I have indeed

some of them are from that jawb too, like.

[cunt]

Wot's the worstest thing wot happened in the jail to the max?

[Snee]

Ask me how drunk I am. Well I'll tell you. Not as drunk as I should be.

It's a well known fact that the older you get, the more you can drink.

I've been drinking vodka and lucozade since 9 this morning. Many, many bongs into the mix.

Don't feel drunk. True story. Feel a wee be stoned and hungry.

All I've got at home is like pain killers and chocolates with liqour inside

You posh bastard.

[cunt]

Ask me how drunk I am. Well I'll tell you. Not as drunk as I should be.

It's a well known fact that the older you get, the more you can drink.

I've been drinking vodka and lucozade since 9 this morning. Many, many bongs into the mix.

Don't feel drunk. True story. Feel a wee be stoned and hungry.

All I've got at home is like pain killers and chocolates with liqour inside

You posh bastard.

I feel sorry for you.

[Snee]

Yeah, well, you're still a cunt.

[cunt]

You knows it.

[Snee]

Happy birthday by the way.

[cunt]

Cheers mate. Congrats on the old/new jawb by the way.

[Snee]

Whether it's something to congratulate me on is debatable, but thanks. It's money at least.

Money I'm spending like there's no tomorrow