Last one to post wins the internets

[Snee]

Right. Now I'll go visit some deeply religious relatives of mine.

Wearing this. I could do worse. But it's the most offensive clean one I have.

And one of them used to pretend to be a feminist, so it might be good for a laugh.

[Proper Bo]

why the cunting fuck aren't sky showing the newcastle match on the tellybox here yet I'm watching a stream of their broadcast being shown in a different country

[Proper Bo]

1-0, motherflippers

[cunt]

why the cunting fuck aren't sky showing the newcastle match on the tellybox here yet I'm watching a stream of their broadcast being shown in a different country

Don't know, mate. What a bunch of cunts. Sky that is, like.

Newcastle too, obviousement.

[Proper Bo]

Obviousment.

In other news, I look like i've been having a half arsed attempt at blacking up. (polishing new boots, like)

[Proper Bo]

47800+ in the stadium of shite today, I bet that doesn't happy every week

[cunt]

I'm getting drunk and wopped again. The missus is hating the fuck clean out of me.

She's got that trademark disgusted expression. And I'm pretending not to care.

Fascinating social disaster.

[Proper Bo]

I'd be getting wopped to the macs if it wasn't harder to get a hold of than rocking horse shit round here.

[cunt]

I'd be getting wopped to the macs if it wasn't harder to get a hold of than rocking horse shit round here.

That's more than a wee bit wank.

My mate bought me a bong for Christmas and I've been other-worldly ever since.

If I could get you wopped out, I surely would mang.

[Proper Bo]

I know one person who can get it, like. She's at uni somewhere down south though
should be back next weekend tho'