Last one to post wins the internets

[chalice]

The 6 year old got a magic set cos he reckons he's David Blaine.

[Proper Bo]

To be fair to the lad, I probably wouldn't want to be seen in public with you either.

[chalice]

To be fair to the lad, I probably wouldn't want to be seen in public with you either.

What the fuck, like. I am like the bestest dad like evar. My dad went and got himself wrapped around a tree before he was even able to buy me anything. The selfish cunt.

I've always said that my kids will always have all the hula hoops they can eat before I die. Which will be soon.

[Proper Bo]

I didn't comment on your parenting, like. I just imagine you talk to people in shops in the same way you do to people on the interwebs.

[Something Else]

Snee you fool, you have got a foreign accent.

Apologies for not responding the other night, Bovis. I was proper wopped and then some.

Yes, it was squidgey black. Gold Seal. I hadn't seen it yonks either so I hads to get some. Goes a long way and there's a really heavy eyelid stone of off it to the max.

True story.

Ahh. The Gold Seal of approval. Straight from the mountains. That stuff is fan-tastic to the max.

[Something Else]

I didn't comment on your parenting, like. I just imagine you talk to people in shops in the same way you do to people on the interwebs.

Whereas you're probably spikier in :earl: than you are here, like.

[chalice]

But I don't. I'm a mild-mannered reporter, mang. One of the nicest and most gentile chaps you're ever likely to encounter. Ask Benjamin. I met one of his mates one time in Belfast for a couple of pints and to get him sorted for weed cos he was a clueless Americanist.

I'm just a cunt on the internets.

[Proper Bo]

I didn't comment on your parenting, like. I just imagine you talk to people in shops in the same way you do to people on the interwebs.

Whereas you're probably spikier in :earl: than you are here, like.

True that, I am an utter cunt :earl:

[Something Else]

But I don't. I'm a mild-mannered reporter, mang. One of the nicest and most gentile chaps you're ever likely to encounter. Ask Benjamin. I met one of his mates one time in Belfast for a couple of pints and to get him sorted for weed cos he was a clueless Americanist.

I'm just a cunt on the internets.

He didn't even mug him or pull his ponytail. True story.

[Proper Bo]

ponytail? ffs, what a cagina.