did i win?
did i win?
I always had you marked down as more of a badly wrapped kebab man.
Only if its been ran over and left to ferment![]()
smashed gym this morning and now im eating sammichez and watching good will hunting on t'iplayer, forgot what an orsum film it is. maiks me wanna read books, but then i remember that readings gay ...but then so's films with ben assfleck in them, but then mork and mindy and jason bourne are in it too so i just dunno what to believe. it's a fucking conundrum is what it is!![]()
the woman wot made my sammich over the road had well big boobs. you know, like really big. i can't remember what she looked like in the face but.
it says veteran under my name, i am so fucking aroused right now it is unreal!!!!!!!!!!1
Q Can you tell me one really good thing Ben Affleck has been in.
A Jennifer Aniston
Making up your own jokes FTW.
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